COLONEL RIAD AL-AS’AD, WORLD CONQUEROR;

November 25, 2011 – The BBC’s reporting has now reached the nadir of despicableness.  They had a reporter allegedly sneak into Syria where he met disaffected Syrian security agents who defected to the forces of goodness and democracy.  The BBC is so exposed now that even those upon whom they rely for information have become sources of scorn and derision:  to wit, Rami Abdel-Rahman of the Syrian Lavatory for Human Rights. 

Colonel Riad Al-As’ad, seen here in the camp established for him by his Turkish hosts, ponders his future after Homeland Security declined his request for a green card.

Colonel As’ad, according to my brother-in-law (who has to speak carefully these days because Syria is quite serious about sensitive subjects being discussed on the telephone), says he is essentially a
“zmikk”.  That word means something like a “nothing” – a shoe-shine boy or useless factotum.  No one pays much attention to the Colonel who claims to have 15,000 troops whom he commands in Syria through his cellular phone, courtesy of Rami Makhlouf’s Syriatel corporation.  The BBC reporter who interviewed him yesterday saw about one hundred of his men at the camp.  This is truly the Golden Horde!  They will soon be deported to another country willing to have the national IQ descend to 60 or so. 

Tripoli, where I was born, is going to have a big shindig for Saad Hariri; awkward, inarticulate scion of the Saudi-spawned, in-bred phylum of crud-mongering crypto-fecal trash living in France.  Oh, Saad can’t go back to Lebanon.  Why, someone will probably kill him and what will the Lebanese do then?  He has become so unimportant that he only comes up in conversations about poor oratorical skills or political clumsiness.  Why just two weeks ago, General Mustafa Hamdan referred to him as an “adolescent”.  With Magyar Cuckold Sarkozy at his side, he will go down with him in the next elections and prowl the Parisian nights for cheap comfort. 

We lost seven air force cadets the day before yesterday in an ambush set by those “pro-democracy activists” in Syria.  Aren’t they patriotic?  All the cadets were Sunni muslims, by the way.  Just to show you how really fair and impartial the murderers are. 

 


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Oh Bollocks

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nuts

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With words such as “Bollocks” and “nuts”, one cannot help but assume that these imbeciles are from the Commonwealth of Imperialism. The BBC and Al-Jazeera are about as credible as Joseph Mccarthy’s “Red Scare”. A democratic Syria, is a secular Syria.

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