ARAB LEAGUE ILLITERACY PREVENTS QUICK DECISION ON SYRIAN COUNTER-PROPOSAL;

November 19, 2011 – ARAB LEAGUE’S ILLITERACY is a major impediment to a quick resolution of the Syrian situation.  We at Syrian Perspective have a zero interest in the Arab League for reasons that are well known to many observers.  It is a pathetic instrument in the paws of ignorant, bloated hogs like Prince Pudgy of Qatar.  How this happened is very simple:  Prince Pudgy is a protected agent of the United States and he has a lot of money.  Money makes the mare go.  But the Arab League is not even important.  That Turkey now claims that the League has some kind of gravitas is only proof that Ankara is struggling to find reasons to interfere indirectly in Syria’s internal affairs.  The Turks have always known that the Arab League is a bag of gas with no influence or credibility. 

In this photo, Nabil Al-Arabi, Secretary General of the Arab League sits with the inarticulate SHAYKH HUMDRUM SON OF DOLDRUM INCESTUOUS SON OF MADAME BANANA.  If you look carefully, there is an airline sickness bag in Mr. Al-Arabi’s right hand.

The Arab League is still poring over the Syrian counter-proposal to its plan to plant around 500 “observers” around the country.  Syria wants only 50.  WE AT SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE WANT NO “OBSERVERS” AND DEMAND THAT IF ANY ARRIVE THAT THEY BE HANGED IN MARTYR SQUARE AS SABOTEURS AND SEDITIONISTS.  WE ALSO DEMAND SYRIA’S AND LEBANON’S IMMEDIATE WITHDRAWAL FROM THE ARAB LEAGUE.  IT IS A STANDING DISHONOR TO BE A PART OF AN ORGANIZATION THAT HAS NEVER ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING AND IS ONLY BEING USED BY THE WESTERN MEDIA TO ADVANCE THE CAUSE OF SEDITION IN OUR COUNTRY.  SHAME ON PRESIDENT ASSAD FOR EXTENDING TO THE ARAB LEAGUE ANY RECOGNITION OR RESPECT.  WE HAVE WARNED DR. ASSAD ABOUT THE SIFFIN SYNDROME.  DON’T LOSE YOUR FRIENDS.

MERCURY NEWS SERVICE REPORT FROM PARIS:  PRINCE FATSO AND MADAME BANANA ATTEND GALA TUPPERWARE PARTY AT INVITATION OF MAGYAR CUCKOLD AND HIS WIFE CARLA BRUNI (who is pregnant with Silvio Berlusconi’s test tube baby). 

Dwarfed by Prince Fatso’s girth,  the diminutive head of the French regime has to walk at a snail’s pace so as not to embarrass his gargantuan guest and fruity wife.  They have just left the last movement of the Tupperware Orchestra’s rendition of “Chiquita Banana, the Symphony” by British composer, Hector Slaggard-Foote.