November 30, 2011 – SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE and the SYRIAN-AMERICAN SOCIETY FOR A SECULAR SYRIA calls upon all citizens who care about Syria; all merchants around the world and all retailers in every corner of the globe to BOYCOTT EVERY TURKISH PRODUCT. Turkish products are insidiously mixed in with many goods from the Middle East. A conscientious consumer must look carefully at the label on all products to determine if they have any information such as “Product of Turkey” or “Produced in Turkey”. Such a product must be FIRST, NOT PURCHASED. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY: The consumer must find the owner or manager of the store or facility to inform him or her why the Turkish product is not going to be bought. The retailer or supplier must know that the Turkish government has imposed a boycott on Syria which involves many of her prominent leaders. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE TO ANY CITIZEN WHO LOVES SYRIA AND DEFENDS HER RIGHT TO BE SECULAR, FREE AND AT THE FRONT LINE OF THOSE FEW NATIONS WHO STILL BELIEVE IN THE LIBERATION OF PALESTINE.
ANY MERCHANT WHO FAILS TO REMOVE THE OFFENDING TURKISH PRODUCT MUST BE AVOIDED. YOU HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THE REFUSAL TO REMOVE TURKISH PRODUCTS FROM THE SHELF OR THE WAREHOUSE.
ANYONE WHO BUYS TURKISH PRODUCTS IS A TRAITOR TO SYRIA AND TO HER SECULAR SOCIETY. ANYONE WHO BUYS TURKISH PRODUCTS IS A SUPPORTER OF TURKEY’S ISLAMIST RADICALISM. ANYONE WHO BUYS TURKISH PRODUCTS MIGHT AS WELL BE WITH THE FRENCH GOVERNMENT WHICH IS NOW ACTIVELY ARMING THE FOREIGN INSURGENTS INSIDE SYRIA.
LET YOUR WARNING BE CLEAR AND UNEQUIVOCAL. WE WILL NOT ABIDE ANYONE SELLING TURKISH PRODUCTS!
WE ARE CALLING ON YOU ALSO TO BOYCOTT TURKISH AIRLINES. DO NOT FLY THEIR AIRPLANES! THERE ARE MANY ALTERNATIVES. BUT IT IS A SHOW OF TRUE SOLIDARITY WITH THE SYRIAN PEOPLE THAT YOU MAKE IT CLEAR TO ANY TRAVEL AGENT THAT YOU WILL NOT FLY ON TURKISH AIRLINES, THE AIRLINES OF THE TREACHEROUS, NON-INDIGENOUS TURKS.
IT IS NOW CONFIRMED, THE RUSSIAN NAVY IS SENDING MORE SHIPS TO THE SYRIAN LITTORAL – TO TARTOUS SPECIFICALLY – ACCOMPANIED BY A FULLY EQUIPPED RUSSIAN AIRCRAFT CARRIER
Russian sailors have already been seen in Latakia as we have reported accurately before. Now, a greater force of Russian warships is heading to Tartous for docking. This flotilla will include an aircraft carrier and nuclear submarine from the Black Sea fleet. The Turkish pirates will now have to deal with a new, much more powerful, kid on the block. Syria can now concentrate her energies on stanching the foreign-supported movement which aims to send her back to the Iron Age. Russia has made it clear she will not abide any meddling in her sovereign interests in the Mediterrean or her access to warm water ports in that sea. Russia is also protecting Lebanon’s claim to natural gas reserves under the sea and within its territorial waters. This is being asserted against the frivolous claims of the slimy Turk government and its foreign, non-indigenous occupiers on Cyprus.
We have been told that the Syrian government is purchasing large quatities of vodka for our new guests in Syria. Nastrovya! Let’s get some beluga caviar while we’re at it.
LEADER OF TERRORIST CELL IN SYRIA KILLED BY SECURITY FORCES. This just in: Ahmad N. Skaff, has made his way into the belly of Hell at the hands of our brave Syrian security agents outside the City of Homs. He was killed along with four other traitors. Amazingly, 17 members of his unit were captured and are now, undoubtedly, implicating their mothers and aunts in the sedition.
Syrian security also arrested an arms smuggler near Idlib who was transporting light weapons by car to Wahhabi terrorists inside the country. His destiny is dark.
Syrian explosives experts disarmed a time-bomb yesterday in Deraa. They were completely successful and have displayed the device for the citizens of that city so that they will know the true nature of these “pro-democracy activists”. There is a belief that Palestinians may have been responsible for the placement of the bomb.
Syrian security also killed seven terrorists outside Homs in a stunning raid on a home in which three Christian hostages were being tortured. The hostages are now free and with their families.
MSN NEWS EXCLUSIVE – MADAME BANANA APPEARS IN HUSTLER MAGAZINE SCANDALOUS PICTURE GALLERY.
BRUNHILDE LIEBESBOMBE reporting from New York (Special to MNS). Hustler magazine has just announced that it will be publishing a new set of nude photographs of Madame Banana, the First Lady of Gutter and wife of PRINCE FATSO and incestuous broodmare of most Gutteris. The pictures are described by Larry Flynt as “the most sensational exposition of an Ayrraab dame, I’ve ever seen”. One photo has been released as a titillating “apertivo”.
Qatar is abuzz with speculation that the photo-shoot was the result of a family dispute over Prince Fatso’s enactment of a law barring the consumption of bananas in his country in an effort to prevent salacious remarks about his wife, Madame Banana. The Chiquita company has filed suit in the International Court alleging breach of contract by Catarrh (variant: Gutter, Qatar). There are now piles of bananas at the Doha port rotting under the wistful eyes of Gutteri customs officers.
This pile of bananas is photographed with the PRINCE AL-PUDGYHOG BRIDGE in the background. The suspension bridge connects the prince’s palace to the nearest American base.
The Grand Mufti of Doha, Sheikh Akroot Al-Khrayyan, has denounced the actions of Madame Banana during his dawn prayer sermon calling her “a seedy strumpet and professional hetaera”. The sheikh changed his tone later in the day after meeting Catarrh’s head of security, after which he referred to her fondly as “that incomparable desert rose, that unique fruit of our beloved emir’s jiggly-wiggly loins, that bodacious banana.” The Qatari delegate to the U.N. refused comment on the story.