October 27, 2011 – And just when you thought it was safe to breathe the air, Prince Humdrum Son of Doubledrum (a/k/a Prince Fatso) of Gutter arrives at the head of an Arab League delegation committed to bringing together the government of Syria and the dissidents.  We at SyrPer oppose any accomodation with the opposition traitors and call for their execution by any means available.  No reforms and no negotiations.  We have even gone so far as to call for the withdrawal of Syria from the worthless Arab League – made even more worthless by the presence of the syphlitic Gutteri Prince Humdrum.  And what about the air in Damascus?  Reportedly, it has begun to smell like Qatar – wafts of sulfuric, mephitic, jaundice-coloured mist bringing on rheum and catarhh to all those who inhale it.  I am calling on Dr. Assad to either order the Arab scum out of Syria or to hang them in Omayyad Square, their bodies to be cremated and dumped in the Persian Gulf just before they’ve reached maximum ripeness.  I shall address you further, later on,  when I return from a little translation gig in circuit court.  Ziad, Ever Faithful.