September 7, 2011 – THIRD POST – We’ve been watching develpments in Homs for the last few hours.
We do not watch Al-Jazeera anymore because the only principled journalists there have quit leaving a staff of obsequious dwarfs to handle the reams of lies sent to them by the Saudis. We have called Syria. My brother-in-law in Latakia, formerly a lieutenant in the Syrian Army with airtight credentials cheerfully told me that the military had moved to surround two poor areas of Homs because a whole nest of venomous salafist garbage was found to have settled there. Thanks to technology and patient surveillance, the leadership of the terrorists is on the verge of being exterminated. My in-law also suggested, cautiously, that Adnan Bakkour, the Hama District Attorney, may be hidden in the two areas. I hope he is alive. I think the terrorist-criminals will kill him so he won’t reveal the truth about his kidnapping and detention. And don’t belive Rami Abdelrahman since he’s not a real person anyway. His bombastic articulations of morbidity leave me with the desire to just go out and have a martini and celebrate the end of the creeps.
I just wrote a nastygram to Monsieur Francois Delattre, the French Ambassador to the U.S. I wanted to tell him that Alain Juppe was a cheval’s derriere but couldn’t really because I was writing to a diplomat. The French are murderers. They killed ONE MILLION ALGERIANS during their bloody occupation of that land. Who are they to call Dr. Assad a violator of human rights. I CALL ON ALL FRIENDS, MY READERSHIP, MY RELATIVES TO BOYCOTT ANYTHING FROM FRANCE. DO NOT BUY THEIR WINE. BUY SOUTH AFRICAN, CHILEAN OR ARGENTINIAN WINE; DO NOT BUY FRENCH CHEESE. BUY CHEESE MADE IN MEXICO. DO NOT BUY PERFUMES MADE IN FRANCE. BUY PERFUMES MADE IN TAIWAN. THEY HAVE THE SAME NAME AND ARE MUCH CHEAPER. DO NOT WATCH FRENCH MOVIES. THEY’RE BORING ANYWAY.
IF YOU SEE A FRENCHMAN IN NEED, FLICK HIM THE BIRD. REMEMBER, THE FRENCH ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO FIGHT WITH THEIR FEET AND COPULATE WITH THEIR FACE. KEEP QUEBEC CANADIAN. FRENCH CARS BREAK DOWN MORE THAN ANY OTHER; FRENCH WOMAN DON’T SHAVE THEIR ARMPITS. ZIAD ABU FADEL