MUHAMMAD IBRAHIM KHAWANDI, CONFESSED TRAITOR AND TERRORIST BLOWS THE LID OFF THE DISSIDENT MOVEMENT; THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION IS ONCE AGAIN ON THE WAY TO DIPLOMATIC VICTORY; MORE THAN ONE-HALF OF FATALITIES CLAIMED BY SYRIAN DISSIDENTS IS PEOPLE WHO DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES;

September 4, 2011 – Surely those who are following events in Syria know that the terrorists are being captured and interrogated.  Once such person, Muhammad Ibrahim Khawandi, has appeared on Syrian television and confessed to receiving money from Turkish and French sources in order to smuggle weapons into Syria.  His story is being told over and over along with those of a pathetic farmer, Mr. Al-Maleeh, who confessed to firing on demonstrators in Duma for a lousy 200,000 Syrian lira.  He fired on people so that  news sources like the BBC could report on Syrian army abuses.   The entire, embarrassing story is coming out.  All you have to do is watch the fallout.  Even pacifist dissidents have started condemning the use of arms by so-called “activists” – the story is truly beyond their grasp.   

At every turn, the Russian Federation’s intelligence sources have the known the truth behind the events in Syria. This is why Russia has been so adamantly against UN sanctions.  Russian president Medvyedev and Primie Minister Vladimir Putin have been fully advised because Russian diplomats have been privately given extensive access to events in Syrian cities so that they will know first-hand how the sedition in Syria is evolving.  Their reports have been sent to Moscow and if the Russians were reluctant to join the mess in Libya, they are obdurately opposed to any such thing in Syria.  In fact, we are pleased to report that a bloc of powerful nations made up of Russia, China, Brazil, South Africa and India (count Iran too) are lining up stalwartly behind Damascus in order to put an end to American and British bully-boy tactics in the Near East.  They are meeting soon to discuss the situation. The English should have known better from experience not to join with Americans every time the cowboys want to bollox something up.  Oh, Mr.Cameron, you will grow up one of these days.  God I wish Gordon Brown was still the PM.  God I wish I could thank Pres. Medvyedev and PM. Putin personally. What character!

In Lebanon, the dead can vote.  My deceased uncle, Munir Abou-Fadel, would always win the elections in Aley because dead people voted.  Oh, sure he was helped by Amir Majid Arslan, but without the dear departed, he was playing with fire.  In Syria, no similar use for the dead exists.  In Syria the dead are counted as killed by government agents.  In this way, people like Rami Abdel-Rahman, Syrian rapporteur and raconteur, MI6 fabrication and sole director of the non-existent SYRIAN LAVATORY FOR HUMAN RIGHTS, can rail against President Assad and his minions for using excessive force in “CRUSHING” the PRO-DEMOCRACY ADVOCATES IN THE INTELLECTUAL CAPITALS OF DER’AA AND DEIR EL-ZOR.  Oh poor Jim Muir of the BBC. All those sad stories about the asylum-seeking denizens of Jisr Al-Shughour, and their tear-jerking stories mistranslated by seditionist scum hired to fill his Scottish ears with all kinds of folderol, boo-hoo-hooing into his soul — AND THEN! – they disappeared back into their homes. What?!!?  What will Mr. Muir do now?  Well, he could find solace in unblended scotch.  That’s what I’d do. But come on. Where’s the big scoop?  Where’s the follow-up?  And what will the BBC do when they find out that Navi Pillay has swallowed a big bad smelling fish just as it did some months ago.  Oh, poor BBC. Manipulated by the Americans and their British Shaywallahs.  Snookered into believing that oldsters, kicking the bucket after nine decades of life, are winding up on a kill-list accumulated by people who are not really people. 

I understand that the lousy Italian government of PEDOPHILE AND CHILD BUGGERER BERLUCONI has been able to secure an extension of time before it had to join the other EU countries in banning Syrian oil.  I have written a letter to the Syrian ambassador to Washington D.C. demanding that no contract with Italy be honoured as long as it participates in this farce. I know that I am not an important person.  But I know that I can, at least, stir the Syrian conscience.  The damn Italians deserve nothing!  Sell the oil to China. Give the oil to our ally Iran. Offer it to our friends, the Russians, who deserve our generosity more than anyone else.  The deep, natural ports of Syria, Tartus and Latakia are prepared to receive Russian sailors as though they were our own. We would love to have American ships dock on our shores,  but Americans seem to be more concerned with exterminating the minorities of Syria in order to give their zionist abomination some kind of assurance that their commitment is “UNSHAKEABLE”. RIGHT.  Ziad Amin Abu Fadel, Esq.   Talk to you tomorrow about JUDGE MEHLIS.