FAKE NEWS FROM HOMS DISSEMINATED BY UNSCRUPULOUS "ACTIVISTS"; ARAB LEAGUE OF HYPOCRITES DELAYS TRIP TO DAMASCUS

September 7, 2011 – Here’s the latest.from the BBC reporting about Homs: two people were killed in the province yesterday.  And, to really make you seethe, a 15 year-old boy was killed in the same province.  If you have not already noticed,  the propaganda machinery of NATO is using ordinary deaths in Syria to up the tally.  If a 15 year old boy dies of leukemia,  he is counted as “murdered” by Syrian security agents.  This is how pathetic the West has become in its effort to unseat our president.  That the Syrian government has not yet come out to expose this chicanery is not puzzling because Syria has never had a real public relations department at its Foreign Ministry or Ministry of Information.  Incidentally, no two people were killed in Homs yesterday.  We know this because my sister-in-law, Ghaisaa, is staying in Fairouza with her friend, Hanaan, and is following events up close.  She says that we listen to “tajleet”.

The Arab League has delayed the visit by Secretary Nabil Al-Arabi at the request of Syria.  Mmmm.  Isn’t that mysterious.  I, mean, who gives a rat’s derriere about the Arab League?  It is understood that the secretary is coming with a list of proposals to end the unrest.  The Syrians don’t like the proposals.  I don’t like the Arab League.  The very suggestion by the League for elections in Syria is proof that Arabs are still one inch away from classification as chimpanzees.  Kings, Emirs, Sultans, Potentates are all suggesting democratic elections in three years?  Just to get rid of one Alawi president?  Is the King of Bahrain signing on to the plan?  How about King Abdallah the Lazy of Arabia?  Or Amir Drum son of Doubledrum Husband of Madame Banana?  Is he signed on with his wife?  Actually, the prince is still in Germany being put back together after exploding last week at the KRANKHAUS FUR ZAFTIGE ZEPPELINEN. 

PLEASE, DR. ASSAD.  YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT OF SYRIA.  WITHOUT SYRIA THERE IS NO ARAB LEAGUE. SYRIA IS THE BEATING HEART OF ARABISM.  TELL NABIL AL-ARABI TO COUNT HIS BEADS AND STUFF THE WHOLE TRIP.  Ziad Amin Abu Fadel