October 16th, 2013 07:26 pm    27 comments

SECOND POST – OCTOBER 16, 2013 – LEVANTINITIS? WHAT IS THE DISEASE? IS THERE A CURE? NEWS AND NONSENSE FROM THE WORLD PRESS

THE NEW DISEASE DU JOUR: LEVANTINITIS.  IS THERE A CURE?  HOW DID IT START?  WHERE CAN WE SEE IT?  THESE AND OTHER QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED IN TODAY’S MEDICAL CORNER – A NEW ADDITION TO SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE’S ECLECTIC VISION OF THE FUTURE. NO! IT IS NOT A LITHUANIAN TENNIS PLAYER!! FOR GOD’S SAKE. NO! IT…

September 5th, 2013 11:50 am    60 comments

FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 5, 2013 – WORLD WAR III AT HAND, THANKS TO OBAMA; OBAMA’S RATS OCCUPY MA’LOOLAA TEMPORARILY; NEWS AND FOLDEROL FROM AROUND THE GLOBE

(Maaaaddog Press) IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE OBAMA IS THE ANTICHRIST, THEN, NOTHING IS GOING TO CONVINCE YOU.  HE HAS ACCEPTED A BRIBE FROM THE SAUDI MONKEYS – NOT THAT HE WOULD NEED SUCH AN EMOLUMENT SEEING HE IS THE LAST SATANIC RULER BEFORE THE RETURN OF JESUS – AND HE WILL DO THEIR BIDDING.  YET,…

June 8th, 2013 01:36 pm    61 comments

FIRST POST – JUNE 8, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY WIPES OUT LAST VESTIGE NATO’S RATS IN HOMS; IT’S OVER, FOLKS; NORTH ALEPPO EXPLODING; RAT-STATS AND NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

EAST AL-BUWAIDHA IS LIBERATED AND SECURE.  RATS TRAPPED BY ENVELOPING ARMED FORCES; 238 DEAD RODENTS IN AL-BUWAIDHA WITH 395 PRISONERS IN DEVASTATING, IRRECOVERABLE LOSS TO SCARAB LEAGUE TRAITORS.   Syrian soldiers pose for the camera in an affirmation of their victory over NATO terrorist rats.  In another professionally perfect assault on mercenary rat positions at the…

June 3rd, 2013 03:37 pm    5 comments

FIRST POST – JUNE 3, 2013 – NATO: 70% OF SYRIANS SUPPORT ASSAD!AL-QUSAYR POISED FOR LIBERATION BY SYRIAN ARMY; RAT-STATS GALORE; NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD

ATTEMPT ON THE LIFE OF DR. ASSAD THWARTED WITH HELP FROM JORDANIAN GENERAL INTELLIGENCE JABHAT AL-NUSRA COMMANDER ADMITS TO DISASTER SYRIAN SPECIAL FORCES AND MILITIA PREPARING ASSAULT ON NORTH AL-QUSAYR; RATS TRYING TO FLEE CAPTURED AND KILLED;  FSA CRUSHED IN BA’ALBAK;  NATO REPORT:  70% OF ALL SYRIANS SUPPORT THE GOVERNMENT OF DR. ASSAD.  20% ARE…

May 27th, 2013 02:07 pm    9 comments

FIRST POST – MAY 27, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY TIGHTENS ITS STRANGLEHOLD ON NORTHERN AL-QUSAYR; FIGHTING ALL OVER SYRIA WITH RAT-STATS; ARTICLES FROM AROUND THE WORLD

HOMS:  AL-QUSAYR AND ITS ENVIRONS: Wael reports that the terrorist insects in Al-Qusayr are still negotiating a “pull-out” of their remnants from the northern part of the town in exchange for “safe passage” back to Lebanon. Our information is that the Lebanese government wants none of this and is imploring Damascus not to make any…

May 17th, 2013 06:30 pm    16 comments

FIRST POST – MAY 17, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY SUFFOCATES TERRORISTS IN HAMA; VICTORIES EVERYWHERE; NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD; RAT-STATS; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

  (Joseph Eid/AFP/Getty Images)  TITANIC LOSSES FOR QATARI-FUNDED TERRORISTS IN HAMA;  HALFAAYAA:  This was a catastrophe for both the FSA and J.N..  Monzer writes that over 77 rat carcasses were counted by militia after the fighting was over.  Of the 77, a whopping 49 were determined to be non-Syrians.  Monzer says that his sources are…

May 14th, 2013 07:27 pm    26 comments

FIRST POST – MAY 14, 2013 – HUNDREDS OF TERRORISTS SURRENDERING IN AL-QUSAYR; ARMY CRUSHES RATS IN ALEPPO; ARMY MOVES TOWARD AL-RAQQA; WORLD NEWS; RAT-STATS; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

  Syrian army sharpshooters take aim at fleeing rats around the railroad tracks near Daarayaa.  HOMS IS A FAST-MOVING DISASTER FOR NATO RODENTS; HUNDREDS ARE SURRENDERING ALL OVER THE PROVINCE AS THE ARMY TIGHTENS THE NOOSE AROUND THEIR NECKS We can confirm that the strategic towns of ‘Ish Al-Warwar, Al-Haydariyya and West Al-Dumayna are now…

April 29th, 2013 07:22 pm    23 comments

FIRST POST – APRIL 29, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY SAVAGES NATO TERRORISTS IN DAMASCUS, IDLIB AND ALEPPO; RAT-STATS; NEWS AND BALONEY FROM AROUND THE WORLD; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

FSA SMASHED IN DAMASCUS. I MEAN “SMASHED”!!! These carcasses are photographed by SANA outside Qudsaayaa in rural Damascus.  The bearded rodent has been determined to be Chechen.  His identification is pending.  Qudsaayaa:   A whole bunch of foreign terrorists took the Tube to Styx Station for their eternal banquet hosted by the King of Lies.  No…