August 19th, 2016 02:56 pm    246 comments

FRENCH WEAPONS FLOP IN ALEPPO! U.S. GOVERNMENT CAUGHT LYING ABOUT ALEPPO, AGAIN!; SYRIAN ARMY BEATS BACK TERRORIST ATTACK IN HOMS; RUSSIA FLIES OUT OF IRAN TO BOMB U.S. TERRORISTS; 14 AMERICAN SPEC. FORCES TRAPPED IN EASTERN ALEPPO

ALEPPO:  One of the new weapons deployed by the Jaysh Al-Fath terrorists is a French one which was sold to the simian Saudis who then supplied them to the cannibals in northern Syria.  This new weapon is a machine gun cannon with 2 barrels firing 3,000 rounds per minute.  The mechanism is so fast the…

July 7th, 2014 03:40 pm    15 comments

TERRORIST NETWORKS SHATTERED IN DER’AH UNDER HEEL OF SAA

AL-MAYAADHEN BRIDGE TO THE WEST:  HUGE SAA AMBUSH KILLED 51 TERRORISTS.  We can confirm that a well-planned operation at the Al-Mayaadhen Bridge has led to an utter catastrophe for the Nusra terrorists emerging from Jordan after completing training with American, Jordanian and Zionist nincompoops.  Almost all these rats were foreigners supposedly “vetted” by Qatari, Saudi…

March 11th, 2014 02:15 pm    32 comments

DAMASCUS BEING CLEARED OF RATS; CHECHEN JACKALS MURDER 10 YEAR OLD BOY AND 6 OTHERS IN DAYR EL-ZOR; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

  DAMASCUS:   Gee, whatever happened to the Southern Front?  Surprise?!!  I don’t know. Yabrood: Another Lebanteezian from Tripoli is identified amongst the 15 dead rats.  56 were wounded and taken prisoner. Haytham Ammoon (Lebanteezian cat vomit) ‘Umar Hazali (He’s still laughing in Hell) Waa`el Beetaar Khaleel Al-Jaamoos ‘Abdul-Mu`min Al-Ni’ma Muhammad Al-Hawaa Wasseem Bakkoor Al-Zabadaani: …

February 27th, 2014 02:49 pm    54 comments

TERRORISTS REELING FROM DEFEAT AT AL-‘UTAYBA

Clean-up is such a bother without a bulldozer.  Here, our Syrian troops display characteristic respect for dead rodents by giving them the old heave-ho with a spotless one conveniently located in Al-‘Utayba. DAMASCUS:  357 MEN AVAIL THEMSELVES OF THE AMNESTY PROGRAM THE GOVERNMENT IS OFFERING TO THOSE WITH NO SYRIAN BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS.  THE…

February 25th, 2014 02:39 pm    24 comments

OBAMA’S TERRORISTS TAKE A BEATING IN DAYR EL ZOR; RATS SAVAGED IN IDLIB; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE BBQ MOMENT

AHMAD JARBAA, PIMP AND PLAGIARIST, PREVARICATOR AND POPINJAY, POSES FOR THE COVER OF “ALTER-EGO MAGAZINE” THIS WEEK. (Thanks, Leith) DAYR EL-ZOR: Huwayjat Al-Muree’iyya:  Syrian Army and SAAF boondoggled the J.N. rodents here with spectacular tactics resulting in the deaths of 47: Hussayn Sayf-Al-Deen ‘Abdul-Baaqi Ghassaan Al-Shaaker ‘Ali Badr Al-Shumookh Muhammad Khalaf Al-Yaaseen Zhaafer Khaldoon Al-Qaassemi…

February 18th, 2014 02:16 pm    55 comments

HUNDREDS SURRENDER TO SYRIAN ARMY IN DAMASCUS; SYRIAN ARMY SHATTERS TERRORISTS IN YABROOD; HUNTS DOWN RATS IN AL-ZAARA; CLEANS OUT BABEELAA; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

DAMASCUS: Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=33.466175&lon=36.343803&z=14&m=b Baabeelaa, Yaldaa, ‘Aqraba and Bayt Sahm: SyrPer confirms the surrender of 867 former rats to the Security Services as part of an “Agreement” to remove weapons from these 4 towns and to allow families to return to their homes.  All weapons have been handed over to security and over 1,200 families…

February 15th, 2014 09:15 am    34 comments

McCAIN’S HEROIC TERRORISTS MASSACRE FAMILY IN GOLAN;

Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=33.022338&lon=35.929070&z=15&m=b GOLAN HEIGHTS: Saudi prostitute and corrupt, inbred miscreant, John McCain, has a lot of answering to do to the citizens of this quiet village in the Qunaytra area of the Golan called Lesser Duwaya after McCain’s armed terrorist rodents came in and massacred 8 people, 7 of whom were from the same…

February 3rd, 2014 03:03 pm    43 comments

HUNDREDS OF RAT TERRORISTS KILLED ALL OVER SYRIA; AL-ZAARA ON SCHEDULE

HOMS: HUNDREDS OF RATS KILLED IN AL-ZAARA AREA YESTERDAY.  NUMBERS DOWN TO MANAGEABLE LEVELS AS TANKS AND SHILKAS POUR IN.   Al-Barda’iyyaat:  A town in the area of Al-Zaaraa is now in the hands of the SAA and NDF as the preparations for all-out assault continue:   Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=34.713925&lon=36.256685&z=15&m=b   We can confirm from…