August 17th, 2012 06:37 pm    Comments Off on SYRPER PROTESTS THE DETENTION OF MICHEL SAMAHA AND DEMANDS HIS IMMEDIATE RELEASE

SYRPER PROTESTS THE DETENTION OF MICHEL SAMAHA AND DEMANDS HIS IMMEDIATE RELEASE

SECOND POST – AUGUST 17, 2012 – SYRPER OBJECTS TO ARREST OF MICHEL SAMAHA AND DEMANDS HIS IMMEDIATE RELEASE.  SYRPER CALLS UPON ALL MILITIAS IN LEBANON TO JOIN IN SECURING HIS RELEASE. In a clearly American-orchestrated hot-air operation, a Lebanese security bureau known for anti-Syrian leanings has acted upon a bogus warrant for the arrest…

August 16th, 2012 01:13 pm    Comments Off on SECOND POST – AUGUST 16, 2012 – SYRPER HAS HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD; CATASTROPHE YESTERDAY IN ALEPPO FOR FSA; LIES FROM ARABIA AND ZIONIST CIRCLES

SECOND POST – AUGUST 16, 2012 – SYRPER HAS HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD; CATASTROPHE YESTERDAY IN ALEPPO FOR FSA; LIES FROM ARABIA AND ZIONIST CIRCLES

SECOND POST – AUGUST 16, 2012 – SYRPER’S PREDICTION DEAD ON; FSA SUFFERS INCONTROVERTIBLE CATASTROPHE IN ALEPPO;  LIES FROM ARABIA AND ZIONIST ALLIES OF THE SAUD CLAN This in fresh from Aleppo, courtesy of our sources and Hussein Mortada, Al-Alam’s reporter, covering the fighting in that city.  Al-Alam has been delivering the goods every day from…

August 8th, 2012 05:40 pm    Comments Off on FOURTH POST – AUGUST 8, 2012 – THIS WEEK’S SYRPER BRAINTEASER

FOURTH POST – AUGUST 8, 2012 – THIS WEEK’S SYRPER BRAINTEASER

AUGUST 8, 2012 – FOURTH POST – SYRPER’S WEEKLY BRAINTEASER.  We have been inundated with complaints about the failure to post a Brainteaser last week.  One reader, Akram, threatened to stalk me after three o’clock and ruin my cocktail hour if I ever did that again.  Okay, so here it is.  The prize this week will be a valuable trophy for…

August 8th, 2012 02:19 pm    Comments Off on THIRD POST – AUGUST 8, 2012 – SYRPER PREDICTED AGAIN CORRECTLY THE MOVE OF THE TERRORISTS TO SAIF-AL-DAWLA

THIRD POST – AUGUST 8, 2012 – SYRPER PREDICTED AGAIN CORRECTLY THE MOVE OF THE TERRORISTS TO SAIF-AL-DAWLA

THIRD POST – AUGUST 8, 2012 – SYRPER HIT THE MARK! THE TERRORISTS WILL FIGHT THEIR LAST BATTLE IN SAIF-AL-DAWLA, ALEPPO. We don’t like to brag but we know what we are talking about.  SyrPer predicted that the terrorists would have to move their nest from Salahuddine to Saif-Al-Dawla. Remember?  It’s happening as we write. …

July 19th, 2012 12:26 pm    Comments Off on JULY 19, 2012 – SYRPER BEGINS UNLOCKING THE PUZZLE TO THE ASSASSINATION OF THE GENERALS;

JULY 19, 2012 – SYRPER BEGINS UNLOCKING THE PUZZLE TO THE ASSASSINATION OF THE GENERALS;

JULY 19, 2012 – SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE HAS RECEIVED CREDIBLE INFORMATION ABOUT THE PERPETRATORS OF THE HEINOUS CRIME WHICH KILLED SYRIA’S CHRISTIAN DEFENSE MINISTER, SYRIA’S ALAWI DEPUTY CHIEF OF STAFF AND SYRIA’S SUNNI MILITARY ADVISOR TO THE PALACE. Our sources are consistent on this issue.  The same agency(ies) which assassinated Imad Moughniyyeh perpetrated this crime also. …

July 9th, 2012 05:46 pm    Comments Off on FIRST POST – JULY 9, 2012 – SYRPER PREDICTS THE FUTURE

FIRST POST – JULY 9, 2012 – SYRPER PREDICTS THE FUTURE

FIRST POST – JULY 9, 2012 – SYRPER’S PERSPICACIOUS PREDICTIONS ARE INFALLIBLE.  TAKE NOTE: ORACULAR PREDICTION NUMBER ONE:  If you thought the U.S. embassy in Baghdad was one white elephant, you ain’t seen nothing.  We at SyrPer always knew that American plans for post-Saddam Iraq were ridiculous and explainable through two factors: 1.  American ignorance of the region and…

June 22nd, 2012 06:27 pm    3 comments

SYRPER WEEKLY BRAINTEASER, CURIOUSLY REFRESHING;

FIRST POST – JUNE 20, 2012 – HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH THE INSANELY POPULAR WEEKLY BRAINTEASER THAT ONLY OUR ORGANIZATION CAN BRING.  THE WINNER THIS WEEK WILL BE AWARDED A GREAT NEW PRIZE THAT WILL BE ANNOUNCED NEXT WEDNESDAY.  Remember, you cannot use any research tools. 1.  What do Hillary Clinton, Victoria Nuland, Navi…

June 18th, 2012 12:48 pm    Comments Off on MORE HAPPY NEWS FROM SYRPER: THE RABID DOG OF RIYADH IS DEAD

MORE HAPPY NEWS FROM SYRPER: THE RABID DOG OF RIYADH IS DEAD

FIRST POST – JUNE 18, 2012 – THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE TODAY.  ALLAH HAS TAKEN THE SOUL OF THE ROYAL REACTIONARY, PRINCE OF POOP, THE REGAL RECREANT AND FUNKY SOUL-MATE OF OUSSAMA BIN LADEN:                           PRINCE NAYEF BIN ABDEL-AZIZ!!    In this heart-tugging scene above, eight Saudi necrophiliacs vie for first dibs on the lifeless corpse of…