April 5th, 2014 10:38 am    55 comments

RANKOOS LIBERATION ONLY HOURS AWAY

DAMASCUS: Rankoos: Confirmed and inevitable. The SAA is now inside Al-Sarkha, the 67th Artillery Brigade having pounded its measly defenses into dust.  From this town, the SAA was able to advance into Rankoos by destroying the “ringed defense” Jabhat Al-Nusra and Jabhat Al-Islam defenders installed on the periphery. There is no periphery any more.  The…

March 29th, 2014 11:22 am    15 comments

SYRPER’S 2014 EGON KRENZ/MARKUS WOLF STASI AWARD GOES TO TURK; NEWS AND COMMENT; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENTS

“Hey. Hey. Hey. Why can’t we all be friends?” asks Turkey’s resident clunker and President, Abdullah Gul.  “So, what’s a massacre here or there between us?” Each year, the Board of Governors of SyrPer, in consultation with readers and fans all over the world, selects one individual whose work strengthens, enables and facilitates the difficult…

February 14th, 2014 09:00 am    38 comments

SYRPER REVEALS SENATOR MCCAIN ON THE TAKE; MCCAIN BOUGHT BY SAUDI ARABIA AND ZIONISM

McCain, the senile idiot/traitor seen here during a photo-op flanked by known terrorists including the flunky FSA mass murderer, Salim Idris.   SyrPer has just learned what has been suspected all along: Senator John McCain is receiving money from Saudi Arabia for backing the Saudi obsession with ousting Dr. Bashar Al-Assad.  This information has several…

January 29th, 2013 04:56 pm    6 comments

FIRST POST – JANUARY 29, 2013 – OPERATION CLEAN OUT IDLIB HAS BEGUN! NEWS DIRECT TO SYRPER; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA FROM THE MEDIA; READERS’ CONTRIBUTIONS

FIRST POST – JANUARY 29, 2013 – OPERATION CLEAN OUT IBLIB HAS BEGUN!! NEWS DIRECT TO SYRPER; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA FROM AROUND THE WORLD; READERS’ CONTRIBUTIONS Well!  Isn’t that a gas! (SyrPer) ALEPPO: This just released, 1st Lieutenant Lina Marzi has been confirmed killed by the rodents in Aleppo along with another 6 officers.  The…

January 28th, 2013 08:49 pm    2 comments

FIRST POST – JANUARY 28, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY BY A KNOCKOUT; NEWS FROM SYRIA DIRECTLY TO SYRPER; NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF FABRICATIONS; LETTERS FROM OUR READERS

FIRST POST – JANUARY 28, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY BY A KNOCKOUT; NEWS FROM MENNAGH STRAIGHT TO SYRPER; LETTERS FROM OUR READERS Just came bafck after taking care of some business.  I have a lot of news for our readers. I am blogging from Henry Ford Hospital where I am translating for a Chaldean man…

January 22nd, 2013 05:09 pm    2 comments

FIRST POST – JANUARY 22, 2013 – GENERAL AL-FUREIJ VOWS TO CRUSH JIHADIST RATS; KURDS DEMOLISH FSA IN NORTH; MORE NEWS FROM SYRPER; READERS’ COMMENTS

FIRST POST – JANUARY 22, 2013 – SYRIAN GENERAL AL-FUREIJ VOWS TO CRUSH RAT SALAFIST GANGS; KURDS DEMOLISH FSA IN NORTH; MORE NEWS FROM SYRPER; READERS’ COMMENTS: NEW DIRECT TO SYRPER: DAMASCUS:  General Fahd Jassem Al-Fureij, Syria’s Defense Minister, has announced that Syria “will be liberated from the plague of terrorism” and that “all terrorists…

January 17th, 2013 12:43 pm    Comments Off on FIRST POST – JANUARY 17, 2013 – RISIBLE REPORTS AND INCITEFUL PROPAGANDA; SYRPER REAL NEWS; READERS’ COMMENTS

FIRST POST – JANUARY 17, 2013 – RISIBLE REPORTS AND INCITEFUL PROPAGANDA; SYRPER REAL NEWS; READERS’ COMMENTS

FIRST POST – RISIBLE REPORTS AND FRIGHTFUL PROPAGANDA; SYRPER REAL NEWS; READERS’ COMMENTSPROPAGANDA INDEX VERY HIGH TODAY:  9.7 Leon Panetta is going out in a ball of laughter.  Well, what’s it like to be on the other side of terrorism, Paisan? http://news.yahoo.com/militants-seize-dozens-hostages-algeria-212226289–finance.html Media hype mavens will love this little squib about some claimed Syrian soldiers…