May 27th, 2014 07:19 pm    36 comments

ALL LARGE CITIES REMAIN FIRMLY IN SAA CONTROL

Latakia, Tartous and Sweida are safe. Idlib, Hama and Homs have been liberated. Large operations underway in Aleppo and Damascus with more than 80 % of these capital cities under government control. Daraa and Deir ez-Zor have been holding on for a while. Government troops there are largely entrenched with some sporadic advances. The only…

May 23rd, 2014 07:55 pm    26 comments

Syrian Arab Army On The Move In Aleppo

    Following the victory at the Aleppo Central Prison, the Syrian Arab Army’s “Tiger Forces” – under the command of Colonal Suhail al-Hassan – imposed its will on terrorists in Jubaylah, killing scores of militants before liberating the Agricultural Building and Al-Rawwan Farm. According to a Tiger Forces’ source, the remaining terrorists from Ahrar…

May 21st, 2014 01:12 am    24 comments

Syrian Kurds

Due to popular demand, I will touch on the topic of the Kurdish stance in Syria. First, it is important to note that the Kurds are neutral; they have clashed with the Opposition and the Government. The Democratic Union Party (PYD) leader, Salih Muslim, was originally outspoken in his criticism of Dr. Bashar al-Assad, but…

May 18th, 2014 10:49 pm    25 comments

Victory in Homs: The Key to Aleppo

  The Syrian Opposition is attempting to downplay their subsequent defeat and diaspora from the Old City of Homs as a “strategic” decision to bring aid into the embattled area. Well, I am sorry to burst their bubble, but the magnitude of this defeat is in its early stages; it will likely create a substantial…

April 20th, 2014 10:07 am    21 comments

SAA AMBUSH KILLS 184 RATS IN HANAANU : ALEPPO

  ALEPPO: In a shattering response to a “well-planned” attack on the Hanaanu Barracks, the Syrian Arab Army lays down devastation by killing 184 rodents belonging to the Nusra, Jabhat Al-Islam, Ahl Al-Shaam and Jaysh Al-Mujaahideen.  This must have been concocted by the Saudis because it bore all the signs of simian simplicity and utterly…

April 17th, 2014 11:25 pm    20 comments

AL-RAMOOSA LIBERATED BY SYRIAN ARMY

ALEPPO: SyrPer can confirm that the much-heralded Turk-orchestrated “campaign” on Aleppo has been a complete, utter and unmitigated flop. Al-Raamoosa, a linchpin site for a rat resurrection in Aleppo has fallen completely into the hands of the SAA.  There are some pockets of resistance, mostly Chechen and Daghestani vermin, but, the winds of victory are…

March 18th, 2014 02:02 pm    47 comments

FLAG OF THE SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC RAISED IN YABROOD;

The flag of the Syrian Arab Republic is hoisted over Yabrood.   Huge demonstration in Mukharram and Al-Manzool (Homs) supporting the Syrian Arab Army after its victory in Yabrood. The Syrian Army has arrived at Ra`s Al-‘Ayn and reports are coming in that the rats are fleeing Rankoos using unorthodox routes into the Lebanon.  But…

March 16th, 2014 11:19 am    33 comments

COMMUNIQUE OF THE SYRIAN HIGH COMMAND RE: YABROOD; NEWS AND COMMENT

Syrian infantrymen scour the streets of Yabrood for rodents and IEDs Yabrood: I just received a report that hundreds of rats from the town of Yabrood and even Faleeta have used “unlawful” routes in order to escape to neighboring Lebanon’s ‘Arsaal. The people of ‘Arsaal are uniformly Sunni and invincibly ignorant.  You haven’t lived until…