February 16th, 2016 10:14 am    276 comments

SYRIAN ARMY INSIDE KINSIBBA AS AIR FORCES BATTER SHATTERED RAT DEFENSES; NEW TOWNS FREED OF TERRORIST PLAGUE; PREZ SAYS “NO” TO CEASE FIRE AS ARMY ENVELOPS SAUDI RATS IN CIRCLES OF FIRE

LATAKIA:  SyrPer has learned that the SAA’s Special Operations units have entered Kinsibba this morning at about 4:30 a.m. Damascus time.  They entered at the eastern gateway to the town which is 100% abandoned by its mostly Christian inhabitants.  The SF units are now broadcasting enemy positions while rangers search out pockets of rodents in…

February 14th, 2016 11:07 am    262 comments

SYRIAN ARMY SCORES TITANIC VICTORIES AS STERILE CEASE FIRE LOOMS; KINSIBBA ENVELOPED; 10 ISIS RATS KILLED IN HAMA

LATAKIA:  I told you a few days ago that the assault on Kinsibba would be starting very soon.  It has started.  Yesterday, with blinding speed, despite meteorological conditions and dreadful topological impediments, the SAA has established full control over all these areas surrounding Kinsibba.  SAA spotters have seen terrorist runaways escaping toward the Turk border…

February 10th, 2016 01:42 pm    119 comments

37 RATS BITE DUST IN DAARAYYAA; SYRIAN ARMY BUSTS ALQAEDA AT SALAMIYYA

Zowie! Look at that cannon on that tank.  DAMASCUS: Daarayyaa:  A sad day for the rodent world.  Saudi Arabia sheds a tear.  Erdoghan’s Turkey bewails the loss of its favorite heretics and blasphemers.  Yesterday and today, the Syrian Army blasted into fortifications killing all these rodents belonging to “Al-Kateebat Al-Muwahhada” (the Unified Brigade) of the…

February 10th, 2016 08:20 am    61 comments

SYRIAN ARMY AT THE DOORS OF KAFR NAAYAA; MANNAGH AIRBASE LIBERATED BY KURDS

Kafr Naayaa:  This is the final stepping stone to Tal Rif’aat, the most important single stronghold of the terrorist rodents in the north Aleppan countryside.  The village has been completely emptied of its citizens, who, like those of Daa’il in Der’ah Province, tried to negotiate a withdrawal of the terrorists from their town.  The terrorists,…

February 5th, 2016 09:07 am    272 comments

‘ITMAAN LIBERATED; RUTYAAN LIBERATED; SYRIAN ARMY JUGGERNAUT THRASHES OBAMA’S TERRORIST VERMIN

ALEPPO:  The Syrian Army blasted Nusra/Alqaeda terrorist positions including those of Jaysh Al-Fath in the town of Rutyaan last night bring to a halt their preparations for a last stand.  The SAAF and RuAF were very active at night pummeling what was left of rodent fortifications which were pulverized 3 days ago.  Rat chatter was…

January 23rd, 2016 11:47 am    204 comments

THE U.S. CHANGES DIRECTION IN SYRIA; ALEPPO IS ASSAD’S CITY! ARMY PUNISHING SAUDI TERRORISTS IN DER’AH; RATS CRINGE IN IDLIB AS AIR FORCE SLASHES SUPPLY LINES

The strategy is working extremely well.  The United States, one of the world’s biggest terrorism supporters, has given up on the Syrian and foreign terrorists coming out of Turkey.  They have proven to be too high-maintenance as the world starts to uncover Washington’s immense hypocrisy – it’s complicity in the genocidal war against the Syrian…

January 18th, 2016 10:40 am    40 comments

DER’AH: SYRIAN SECURITY ASSASSINATES MORE TERRORIST CANNIBALS; SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES ALL AL-MANSHIYYA; RATS HAVE NOWHERE TO HIDE

(Thanks, Khaled Nawaz Al-Nouri) DER’AH:   This is probably the most difficult front for the terrorists since it was always the scene of the most intense training and maneuvers of the Syrian Arab Army.  With a focus on fighting the Zionist Settler State, the SAA put all its assets and capabilities on this front with an…

January 17th, 2016 11:32 am    126 comments

ISIS FLEES AL-BAAB IN ALEPPO; WITHDRAWS COMPLETELY TO AL-RAQQA; ARMY TO ENTER CITY ANY MINUTE

  ALEPPO: Al-Baab:  It had to happen sooner or later.  The terrorists belonging to ISIS were warned in the city of Al-Baab that they would be exterminated along with their stinking families if they did not leave.  Turk terrorist handlers were overheard telling the rodents to abandon Al-Baab for the city of Al-Raqqa, specifically in…