September 11th, 2016 03:41 pm    312 comments

300 TERRORISTS SURRENDER TO SYRIAN ARMY IN MU’ADHDHAMIYYA; TERRORISTS ANNIHILATED IN HAMA

DAMASCUS:  These are not the 300 Spartans who fought off the Immortals commanded by Xerxes at the Battle of Thermopylae. (Pugnate magnis cum animis, Lacedaemonii hodie apud inferos fortasse cenabimus!)  They’ll be lucky just to dine.  No, they were disgruntled terrorist rodents in Mu’adhdhamiyya City who decided that their country had been destroyed enough and…

September 5th, 2016 02:02 pm    506 comments

ALEPPO: PATHWAY INTO EAST ALEPPO SEALED AS SAA CONQUERS ALL MILITARY ACADEMIES; OBAMA AND ERDOGHAN BITING BOTH THEIR NOSES; ASSAD TRIUMPHANT EVERYWHERE

ALEPPO:  This is the bad Saudi dream.  Always hoping for a glimpse of sunshine in an otherwise darkened and hostile world, the apes of Saudi Arabia have to feast their eyes today on a shattered army of repugnant foreign mercenaries as they shuffle their feet to the tune of “It’s a long way to Tipperary.” …

August 21st, 2016 09:24 am    195 comments

MAJOR EVENTS THAT WILL SHAPE SYRIA IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS

“Exclusive to SyrPer” by Canthama Aleppo: After liberating most of the 1070 apartment complex (80-90%) which was held by terrorists for a few days, the Syrian forces and allies have made a few attempts to get into the artillery base, but, it seems those were diversions. The most significant event came from the cement factory and…

August 11th, 2016 04:08 pm    193 comments

ALEPPO: TERRORISTS TRAPPED INSIDE PINCER; TRAPPED IN IDLIB AS SYRIAN ARMY GOES ON SAVAGE OFFENSIVE

ALEPPO:  The main supply routes to the rodents of East Aleppo, who are now trapped like rats (ahem) amidst the impoverished citizens who have to tolerate their stench, inter alia, are:  Qubtaan Al-Jabal-Daarat ‘Izza-North Idlib rural areas AND Idlib city – Saraaqib – Khaan Toomaan.  Now that the Turk border appears to be more reliably…

July 27th, 2016 12:48 pm    165 comments

OPERATION “WADI BARADAA”–RATS CRINGE IN THEIR SEWERS;

Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=33.612189&lon=36.163387&z=13&m=b&search=barada   It’s called “Operation Waadi Baradaa” and it’s in full swing now.  The SAA has directed its forces from the recently deloused village of Hurayra to areas along the Baradaa River which include Kafr ‘Awaameed, Kafeer Al-Zayt, Dayr Qaanoon, Dayr Muqrin, ‘Ayn Al-Feeja, Baseema, `Afrah.  In essence, the idea here is to…

June 30th, 2016 12:49 pm    375 comments

NATO DISASTER! SYRIAN ARMY KILLS OVER 100 JAYSH AL-FATH RODENTS IN AL-MALLAAH FARMS IN FINAL PUSH TO CASTILLO

ALEPPO:  The Syrian Army is now in full control of the Castillo Highway as it settles its artillery 1km from the access route into the city.  It’s under complete artillery control and the Turks can’t do anything to help, probably because they’re busy trying to explain how they got this whole thing started from the…

April 20th, 2016 03:07 pm    203 comments

ISIS DESTROYED IN DAYR EL-Z0R; SYRIAN ARMY KILLS 82 ISIS RATS IN MASSIVE AMBUSH; SAUDI ARABIA HUMILIATED BY ENGLISH CRITIC

DAYR EL-ZOR:   You have to give credit where credit is due.  Normally, we hear about the Syrian Army Engineering Corps taking the lead in dismantling IEDs and land mines.  But, they also help in setting up ambushes for slinky little rodents.   Al-Sinaa’ah Quarter:  For the last 4 days, the Syrian military was putting together…

April 15th, 2016 09:50 am    333 comments

ALQAEDA SENDS 400 RODENTS TO ALEPPO; SYRIAN ARMY KILLS 125 OF THEM IN ONE DAY! SYRIAN ARMY ROLLS OVER ALEPPO’S TERRORISTS

Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=36.287318&lon=37.127094&z=14&m=b   Handaraat:  Control over the Handaraat Camp is important because it looks over the Castillo Road which is crucial to terrorist capability to supply the rodents holed up in East Aleppo.  It is the last supply route to those particular terrorist cannibals. Yesterday and today, the Syrian Army backed by the PDC…