July 16th, 2015 07:45 am    89 comments

HAMA: KHIRBAT AL-NAAQOOS LIBERATED! SYRIAN ARMY ADVANCES AS ISLAMIST RODENTS CRUMBLE INTO PILES OF DUNG

HAMA:  The news is getting better and better.  The pathetic mews and rantings (depending on decibels) of the trolls and their rat allies in the anti-civilization media, grow more plangent as fortifications fall and carcasses pile up like bags of fertilizer in early spring.   Khirbat Al-Naaqoos:  In the Al-Ziyaara area near Sqaylbiyya, the Syrian…

July 9th, 2015 09:13 am    76 comments

ZABADAANI ABOUT TO FALL; GENERAL AYOOB VISITS TROOPS AHEAD OF THE FINAL ASSAULT; RATS CRINGE IN THEIR CELLARS

DAMASCUS:  He has brought with him the final orders and plans.  You can’t see them in these pictures, but, the general is accompanied by more than strategists in the General Staff.  He is accompanied by field commanders of HZB who are also delivering plans for the final trouncing which the Zionist –affiliated rodents are expecting…

July 6th, 2015 01:14 pm    122 comments

AL-ZABADAANI: 177 NUSRA RODENTS KILLED IN CLEAN-UP OPERATIONS; GHOUTAA RATS ANNIHILATED, 17 BURIED ALIVE IN TUNNEL; DER’AH’S RODENTS FOLLOW THE PIED PIPER OF HAMELIN

DAMASCUS:  I told you the town of Al-Zabadaani is now fully in the hands of the SAA and the Lebanese Resistance.  I meant that. And, it’s true.  Last night a report arrived to our source which provided that 177 rodents belonging mostly to Al-Nusra/Alqaeda have been confirmed killed in the last 24 hours alone.  The…

July 5th, 2015 10:34 am    197 comments

ZABADAANI DONE! CLEAN UP! LOCAL OPPOSITION FIGHTS WITH SYRIAN ARMY; DAMASCUS RATS LIE IN PILES OF FERTILIZER

DAMASCUS:  AL-ZABADAANI: The Ministry of Defense will not allow any announcements until the entire town is cleaned out completely.  I have written about this before.  The MoD has warned news services not to declare any area rat-free until every rat is finished off.  SyrPer does not agree with the MoD’s very conservative standards.  What we…

July 2nd, 2015 02:58 pm    73 comments

SYRIAN ARMY BLASTS ALQAEDA IN ALEPPO

ALEPPO:  This is one city where our Intel is magnificent.  My wife’s nephews and their wives give us constant updates about the situation.   Yesterday, the SAA struck hard at Nusra/Alqaeda positions all around the western side of the city supported by militias and local citizens committed to killing all the British-supported rodents infesting this country. …