December 20th, 2015 10:54 am    149 comments

ASSAD’S VISIT TO CHRISTIAN CHURCH ROCKS THE WEST; SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES KHAAN TOOMAAN AGAIN; OBITUARY FOR LEBANESE GIANT, SAMEER AL-QUNTAAR; TERRORISTS LEAVING ZABADAANI, MADHAAYAA

_________________________________________________________ ALEPPO:  SYRIAN ARMY DESTROYS LAST VESTIGE OF TERRORISTS IN SOUTHWEST ALEPPO PROVINCE; CRUSHES NUSRA AND JAYSH AL-FATH; CLEARS OUT ALL IEDS KHAAN TOOMAAN and QARAASSI VILLAGE:   The Russian and Syrian Air Forces’ campaign to plug up the smuggling routes from Turkey has paid dividends.  The rodents inside Khaan Toomaan, considered the most forbidding…

December 15th, 2015 11:10 am    82 comments

BAM! SYRIAN ARMY GRINDS NATO’S RATS INTO DOG FOOD AT HAMA; HUNDREDS OF RATS KILLED; SUHAYL AL-HASSAN PROMOTED TO GENERAL

HAMA:  Jaysh Al-Fath, the new “moderate” creation of the NATO terrorist alliance, made up of almost 99% Jihadist cannibals and freaks of nature, planned, with the help of Turkey’s MIT and England’s MI6, to assault and destroy SAA military strongpoints at these towns:  Al-Buwaydha, Khirbat Al-Masaasina, Zilleen, Zawr Al-Haysa, Al-Mahrooqa and Zalaaqiyyaat.  The only problem…

December 14th, 2015 12:05 pm    72 comments

MARJ AL-SULTAAN AIRBASE LIBERATED!! TURKMEN TERRORISTS DIE BY THE DOZENS AS SYRIAN ARMY OPENS ROUTES TO KASAB

  DAMASCUS: WE CAN CONFIRM THE TOTAL LIBERATION OF MARJ AL-SULTAAN VILLAGE AND MARJ AL-SULTAAN AIRBASE AS OF 4:00 A.M. EASTERN STANDARD TIME.  THE RATS WERE CRUSHED.  I WILL PUBLISH THE NAMES OF ALL THE DEAD NUSRA/ALQAEDA RATS TOMORROW WHEN I HAVE SUFFICIENT TIME.   I have been extremely busy prior to the holidays.  However, take…

December 11th, 2015 10:45 am    213 comments

ALEPPO: KHAAN TOOMAAN SURROUNDED; THERMAL STATION LIBERATED; KUWAYRIS TOTALLY SECURE

ALEPPO:  The front here is becoming increasingly favorable for the people and army of Syria.  The Russian Air Force is providing incomparably superior air support for our ground forces as terrorist chatter becomes increasingly hysterical. Khaan Toomaan:  This town is now completely surrounded by the SAA and helicopter gunships are targeting rat defenses with remarkable…

December 5th, 2015 08:20 am    189 comments

WATERLOO IN DER’AH: SYRIAN ARMY SMASHES RATS AFTER BLASTING THEIR RANKS; 48 RODENTS DEAD

DER’AH:  The little village of Jadiyya lies on the Old International Highway and is considered strategically important because it connects whole rural areas from Quanytra to Damascus to Der’ah.  For months, the rodents have been mounting one failed campaign after another to take the village from the legal authorities of the Syrian government.  This time,…

November 11th, 2015 01:29 pm    204 comments

PRESIDENT ASSAD DECLARES TRIUMPH AT KUWAYRIS; APPLAUDS FEROCITY OF OUR SOLDIERS; SYRIAN ARMY BLUNTS FANATICAL ASSAULT BY ALQAEDA ON SALMA AND GHUMAAM IN LATAKIA

ALEPPO CELEBRATES THE LIBERATION OF KUWAYRIS AIR AIR BASE PRAISING OUR SOLDIERS AND OUR GREAT PRESIDENT, DR. BASHAR AL-ASSAD.  THE POPULAR DEMONSTRATIONS TOOK PLACE AT THE UNIVERSITY AREA AND MOGAMBO (Photo: SANA)     Maj. General Mundhir Zimaam, clearly elated after the Syrian Army’s breaking the siege at the Kuwayris Airbase, beams for the cameras. …

November 5th, 2015 03:27 pm    84 comments

DAMASCUS: A FLURRY OF VICTORIES FOR THE SYRIAN ARMY; BRITISH PLANNING INFERIOR AND QUEER

  DAMASCUS:  Rat dreams of entering Damascus are now nothing more than for the pipes.  ‘Alloosh is finished.  Abu Muhammad Al-Jawlaani hasn’t been heard from for weeks as rumors persist of his declining health and resort to the comforts of Turkish brothels in Istanbul where he commiserates with such luminaries as George “Captain Kangaroo Sabra”…

October 30th, 2015 10:11 am    120 comments

HAMA: TERRORISTS ESCAPING BY THE HUNDREDS AS SYRIAN ARMY AND RUSSIA BLAST THEIR FORTIFICATIONS AT MAWRIK

HAMA/IDLIB:  The Nusra/Alqaeda terrorist vermin are breathing very heavily now as they try to even a modicum of sleep while both the Syrian and Russian Air Forces pitilessly shatter the fortifications they’ve tried to build in the Al-Mawrik (Mork) area.  Using bunker-busting mega-bombs and thermobarics, the terrorist defenses are melting away like castles in the…