July 18th, 2015 10:01 am    133 comments

QUNAYTRA AND ZABADAANI: ALQAEDA IN A SHAMBLES AS ZIONIST SUPPLY LINES CUT; ZABADAANI AMBUSH KILLS 46 ZIONIST RODENTS

Lt. Gen. Fahd Jaasim Al-Furayj, Syrian Defense Minister, inspects forces in Qunaytra and brings the final plans to the brilliant field officers whose job it is to rid Syria of the Zionist vultures who infest its towns and villages.     DAMASCUS:  Al-Zabadaani:  It’s curtains for the Alqaeda rats.  They are all foreigners now. You can’t hear…

July 10th, 2015 11:13 am    20 comments

300 BLIND MICE; SEE HOW THEY RUN; SAA AND HZB CUT OFF THEIR TAILS WITH A CARVING KNIFE

  DAMASCUS:  Have you ever seen such a beautiful sight as three hundred blind mice?  That’s what’s left of the pockets of rodents inside Al-Zabadaani.  And, they are all foreigners determined to die in order to achieve their life-long dream of a Paradise where they are promised 72 Virginians by their own favorite deity, Mephistopheles…

June 26th, 2015 02:05 pm    127 comments

ALQAEDA WHACKED BY SYRIAN ARMY ALL OVER SOUTH AND DAMASCUS; ASTOUNDING REVERSALS FOR RATS

DER’AH:  This report should be read in conjunction with the earlier on we published this morning EST.  We can confirm that the Syrian Army aided by hundreds of volunteers in our National Defense Forces (PDC) have smashed an attempted infiltration into the Manshiyya Quarter of Der’ah last night, Damascus time.  It was a massacre.  Evidently,…

June 17th, 2015 02:41 pm    204 comments

GENERAL AYYOOB INSPECTS TROOPS IN QALAMOON AHEAD OF VQ-DAY; SYRIAN ARMY KILLS 100+ RATS AS APPROACH TO ‘ALLOOSH’S LAIR GETS TIGHTER

General of the Syrian Arab Army, Lt. Gen. ‘Ali ‘Abdullah Ayyoob, Chief of the Syrian General Staff, conducted a major field inspection of troops on the Golan Heights, Qunaytra and Qalamoon today at the request of the President and Commander-in-Chief, Dr. Bashar Al-Assad.  The review of troops was to infuse them with the kind of…

June 13th, 2015 01:52 pm    106 comments

HUNDREDS OF TERRORISTS KILLED BY SYRIAN ARMY IN MASSIVE SWEEP; SYRIAN SOLDIERS SQUASH ISIS AND ALQAEDA RATS IN DER’AH, HOMS AND QUNAYTRA, !

DER’AH:  It appears more and more that the SAA is gaining momentum all over the south as more troops are reinforcing from the Damascus and Suwaydaa` countrysides.   West of ‘Itmaan:  SAA killed 12 rodents here and destroyed 2 armored vehicles south of the Cable Building.  All foreigners.   Basr Al-Hareer:  23 confirmed rats killed…

May 16th, 2015 09:02 am    208 comments

DAMASCUS: SYRIAN ARMY AND HZB CONQUER ALL RA`S AL-MA’ARRA; AMERICAN-SUPPORTED TERRORISTS IN DISARRAY

The sudden joint Syrian/Lebanese attack on positions long-held by the Alqaeda/Nusra terrorists has resulted in some very interesting developments.  Based on Ba’ath Party sources and Monzer’s memos to me, it appears the rats were not prepared for the kind of invasion they saw in the areas of the Qalamoon which have been liberated.  It took…