January 6th, 2013 06:40 pm    Comments Off on SECOND POST – JANUARY 6, 2013 – MNS REPORTS GROUND-BREAKING SURGERY IN QATAR

SECOND POST – JANUARY 6, 2013 – MNS REPORTS GROUND-BREAKING SURGERY IN QATAR

SECOND POST – JANUARY 6, 2013 – MNS REPORTS GROUND-BREAKING SURGERY IN QATAR; PRINCE DRUM SON OF DOUBLEDRUM UNDERGOES REVOLUTIONARY PROCEDURE; AMAZING COMPATIBILITY WITH NEW KIDNEY CITED “Never let the facts get in the way of a good story“ GERMAN DOCTORS AMAZED BY FIRST HOG TO HUMAN TRANSPLANT (Al-Doha, Qatar)  Lucretia Sanz-Grenzen reporting. Dr. Baldur…

December 16th, 2012 05:14 pm    3 comments

FOURTH POST – DECEMBER 16, 2012 – SYRPER’S NOBELL PRIZE FOR SCIENTIFIC ACHIEVEMENT

FOURTH POST – DECEMBER 16, 2012 – SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE’S NOBELL PRIZE FOR SCIENCE IS AWARDED TO AUSTRALIAN (London, England; DeeJay Mulligatwny, science reporter)  The British Academy of Life Sciences, the American College of Physical Nostrums, The Mexican Association for the Study of Digestive Disorders and the German Federal University of Tondertentronkh, participated in declaring this…

November 8th, 2012 08:30 pm    1 comment

FOURTH POST – NOVEMBER 8, 2012 – EVENING READING FOR THE IMPASSIONED

FOURTH POST – NOVEMBER 8, 2012 – EVENING READING FOR THE IMPASSIONED Will worthless Obama get rid of worthless Clinton?  Maybe this is the end for the Virago: http://news.antiwar.com/2012/11/08/us-initiative-to-set-up-syrian-opposition-council-collapses/ Those Turks want everything for free!  How dare they! http://www.worldtribune.com/2012/11/08/turkey-hits-up-nato-for-free-missile-defense/ Fly the friendly skies of Turkish Airways: http://www.worldtribune.com/2012/11/08/u-s-stinger-missiles-held-by-rebels-pose-threat-to-airliners-flying-near-syria/ Five will get you one: not one Qatari…

October 19th, 2012 06:34 pm    2 comments

FOURTH POST – OCTOBER 19, 2012 – WEEKLY BRAINTEASER

FOURTH POST – OCTOBER 19, 2012 – SYRPER’S WILDLY POPULAR BRAINTEASER.  A WEEKEND IN TIERRA DEL FUEGO FOR THE WINNER. You are not permitted to use any research modality like the Internet or the OED.  Use only number 7 lead pencils with yellow legal pads.  We’re watching. 1.  Who is the star of the French family…

September 24th, 2012 11:24 am    Comments Off on STRANGE FLU VIRUS FROM QATAR; MONKEY STRAIN SUSPECTED

STRANGE FLU VIRUS FROM QATAR; MONKEY STRAIN SUSPECTED

FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 24, 2012 – MONKEY FLU VIRUS IN QATAR AND SAUDI ARABIA; SIMIAN ORIGIN WIDELY SUSPECTED; PEDOPHILISM AS MECHANISM FOR TRANSMISSION    Straight from the BBC, capital of fabrication, Qatar and Saudi Arabia have finally invented something and contributed it mightily to the world.  A new virus similar to those found in Thai Orangutans and transmitted by pedophilic behaviour is…

September 19th, 2012 04:42 pm    Comments Off on THIRD POST – CONTINUE WEEKLY BRAINTEASER

THIRD POST – CONTINUE WEEKLY BRAINTEASER

THIRD POST – SEPTEMBER 19, 2012 – CONTINUE WEEKLY BRAINTEASER;  Once again we must apologize for the sudden publication of an unfinished article.  Kindly indulge us one more time. 7.  Ottoman Sultan Mehmed IV’s greatest love was for hunting and he was called “the Hunter”.  What is Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdoghan’s passion? a. …

September 17th, 2012 01:07 pm    1 comment

SECOND POST – SEPTEMBER 17, 2012 –

SECOND POST – SEPTEMBER 17, 2012 – QATARI PRINCE FATSO CONFIRMS LOVE FOR YOUNG BOYS WITH HIS PURCHASE OF THE SWISS CATAMITE FRANCHISE.  “WE LOVE YOUNG BOYS”, BLARES SHEIKH DRUM SON OF DOUBLEDRUM INCESTUOUS SON OF MADAME BANANA     (Mercury News Service Exclusive with Kalamantina Grossbruste reporting from Doha, Qatar). It’s official and sanctioned by Qatar’s…

May 15th, 2012 01:17 pm    Comments Off on

FIRST POST – May 15, 2012 – SYRPER’S WEEKLY BRAINTEASER.  The Grand Prize is MNS’ brilliant interview with outgoing French president, Nicolas Sarkozy. The winner will receive a full, unexpurgated transcript in an elegant loose-leaf binder.  Good luck. But remember, use of pencil and notepaper is limited. REMEMBER TO SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE ARTICLES FROM…