July 25th, 2015 09:55 am    140 comments

ALQAEDA ABSORBS MASSIVE LOSSES AROUND JISR AL-SHUGHOOR AS SYRIAN AIR FORCE BATTERS TERRORIST RANKS

IDLIB:  Nothing gives your editor greater pleasure than to scan the rat-sites for outright propaganda designed to buoy up the sagging morale of the rodents who still believe God is on their side despite their comical failures and Rabelaisian fatalities.  Witnesseth:   KInsafraa Village:  16 confirmed dead in a SAAF attack followed by infantry assault. …

July 23rd, 2015 03:00 pm    84 comments

ZABADAANI: TERRORISTS PLEADING FOR TRUCE AND AID; SYRIAN ARMY REJECTS ALL OFFERS

DAMASCUS:    Al-Zabadaani:  A major brouhaha is brewing between Harakat Ahraar Al-Shaam and Nusra/Alqaeda.  You see, the Ahraar rats want to surrender on terms acceptable to their core leadership.  Nusra wants no part of any such delay in their plans to ride the Choo-Choo to Charon’s canoe.  Threats abound as Nusra has declared its willingness…

July 22nd, 2015 02:38 pm    114 comments

BEGGING TO NEGOTIATE IN ZABADAANI! KAPOW! OBAMA’S PSYCHO-TERRORISTS PLOWED UNDER! DER’AH IS A CHARNEL HOUSE FOR RATS

DAMASCUS:   Al-Zabadaani:  It’s almost over folks.  I mean it. The rats, most of whom belong to Ahraar Al-Shaam, are pleading with commanders in the Zionist Abomination and the Hashemite Kingdom of Treason to negotiate a way out of the mess they are in.  We can confirm that the Syrian Army and its allies in…

July 15th, 2015 10:02 am    159 comments

IDLIB: BRITAIN’S CANNIBAL HEROES EXECUTE 3 JUSTICES IN COLD BLOOD; JISR AL-SHUGHOOR ENCIRCLED

(Image courtesy of ggordonapathykills.blogspot) IDLIB:  Yesterday, David Cameron’s creation, the Jaysh Al-Fath which contains another group called the Jund Al-Aqsaa (Army of the Aqsaa Mosque) executed without trial three famed justices of the Syrian judicial system after torturing them and before mutilating their bodies in acts that must be called a brazen insult to the…

July 9th, 2015 03:16 pm    82 comments

LATAKIA AND GHOUTA: TURKEY’S MONKEYS CRASH AND BURN ALL OVER THE NORTH AND SOUTH; ERDOGHAN INCENSED!

LATAKIA:  It’s becoming tedious.  The rat infiltrators just can’t get any mileage up there in those mountains and they’re losing their grip on reality.  They seem to be trying to distract the forces preparing to attack Jisr Al-Shughoor.  I don’t know.  All I know is that their efforts have met with failure after failure.  …