January 9th, 2014 08:39 pm    29 comments

73 RAT TERRORISTS DIE IN AL-QARAABEES, HOMS, 10 CAPTURED; SAUDI-BACKED TERRORISTS MURDER 108 PRISONERS IN AL-RAQQA INCLUDING 4 REPORTERS; TERRORIST INFIGHTING REACHING NEW LEVELS OF SAVAGERY; SYRIAN ARMY KILLS 19 RATS IN HAMA; ISIS TROUNCED IN LATAKIA; NEWS AND HILARITY; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENTS

HOMS: AL-QARAABEES:  The Syrian Army is set to eradicate all rodents in this quarter of Homs as demonstrated last night when the last of an entire horde of vermin was killed or taken prisoner.  Wael reports that 73 terrorist cannibals were killed and 10 taken prisoner.  Devastating loss to Jabhat Al-Nusra.  Names to come.  The…

January 6th, 2014 06:17 pm    35 comments

TERRORIST SURRENDER IN BARZA LEAVES 50 JIHADISTS READY TO TAKE THE STATEN ISLAND FERRY TO FIRE ISLAND IN THE RIVER STYX; HUGE DEFEAT FOR RODENTS IN LATAKIA; TURKS GO UP IN FLAMES; NEWS AND MORE NEWS; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

BARZA SURRENDER LEAVES 50 JABHAT AL-NUSRA RODENTS TRAPPED AND READY TO TAKE THE STATEN ISLAND FERRY TO FIRE ISLAND IN HELL. OPPOSITION PROPAGANDA MILLS TRY TO COVER UP HUMILIATING DEFEAT DAMASCUS: Syrian soldiers hang the flag of the SAR atop a truck in Barza declaring it almost rat-free.  They distributed food and sustenance to the…

January 5th, 2014 07:46 pm    84 comments

BARZA LIBERATED AT LAST!!; ASTOUNDING NEWS IMPLICATES SAUDI ARABIA IN IRANIAN EMBASSY BOMBING; BANDAR’S SON AMONG CRIMINALS ARRESTED; SAUDI ARABIA’S DEAL FOR 3BLN IN ARMS LINKED TO RETURN OF BANDAR’S SON; NEWS FROM THE BATTLEFRONT; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; BUSBY BERKLEY MOMENT

BEIRUT:  DEVASTATING INDICTMENT OF SAUDI ARABIAN TERRORISM; BANDAR’S SON IN CUSTODY IN LEBANON; SAUDI PAYMENT OF 3BLN FOR ARMS LINKED TO RETURN OF BANDAR’S TERRORIST OFFSPRING AND WAS LEBANESE BLACKMAIL BY PRES. SULAYMAN In late December of 2013, Lebanese General Security arrested a man named Maajed Ibn Muhammad Al-Maajed on a tip from Hizbollah which…

January 3rd, 2014 08:30 pm    75 comments

JABHAT AL-NUSRA FLOPS IN ATTEMPT TO RE-OCCUPY AL-QUSAYR/TAL KALAKH; ROUT OF FOREIGN RATS IN LATAKIA; HUGE NUMBERS SURRENDER IN DAMASCUS; ALEPPO STRATEGY ON TARGET; NEWS AND COMMENTARY;

LATAKIA: Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=35.787184&lon=36.039834&z=16&m=b Al-Rubay’ah:  SAA and NDF used human intelligence sources and drones to track these rodents trying to establish a salient south of the town in a warehouse.  The ISIS rats were annihilated to a rodent: Wissaam Al-Imbeeni (Identified by letter in his cargo pocket.  Believed to be Tunisian) Luke Baroodi (Bizarre name. …

December 30th, 2013 08:30 pm    31 comments

SYRIAN AMERICAN FORUM TOUR DE FORCE AS AMBASSADOR JAAFARI LAYS OUT THE WAR CRIMES; GRAND MUFTI HASSOON AND DEPUTY PATRIARCH LOUQAA CHAMPION TOLERANCE AND FRATERNITY; NEWS AND COMMENTARY

It was to start at 4:00 p.m. but because Dr. Jaafari’s travel connections delayed him, the affair did not start until 5:30 p.m. after Dr. Jaafari had landed and passed through the usual post-9-11 unpleasantness’s. Luckily, many friends were in attendance so I wasn’t left to doze off in the lobby of the Burton Manor.…

December 28th, 2013 08:33 pm    28 comments

RAT-STATS DOMINATE SYRIAN ARMY’S ONSLAUGHT IN DAMASCUS,ALEPPO AND IDLIB; ANOTHER AMBUSH NEAR MA’LOOLAA NETS OVER 200 RODENTS; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

DAMASCUS:  THE RAT-STATS IN MA’ALOOLAA/AL-QASTAL NOW UP TO 301 AS MORE RAT CARCASSES ARE BEING DISCOVERED AND IDENTIFIED. MA’LOOLAA/AL-QASTAL AREA:  As the rat-stats continue to tick upwards, reports are coming in of over 150 Jabhat Al-Nusra rodents fleeing into ‘Arsaal, Lebanon, after the ambush laid for them in this area.  The reports indicate that a…

December 27th, 2013 08:45 pm    73 comments

QALAMOON ROUT OF NATO RATS REVERBERATES; HOMS IS SCENE OF RODENT SLAUGHTER; NEWS FROM THE FRONTS; NEWS AND COMMENTARY

DAMASCUS:  NEWS COMING IN FAST AND FURIOUS ABOUT THE SAA TRIUMPH AT MA’ALOOLAA/AL-QASTAL. Their carcasses reek of ape-glands as they rot in the winter sun.  Over a hundred have been counted so far in the Qalamoon. Here are the names coming of dead rodents from the trap sprung by the SAA yesterday between the towns…

December 7th, 2013 05:22 pm    48 comments

SYRIAN ARMY DEVASTATES TERRORISTS IN QALAMOON AND EAST GHOUTA; HEAVY FIGHTING IN ALEPPO; TERRORISTS KILL ONE ANOTHER IN CLASHES IN IDLIB; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

HOMS:   SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE ANNOUNCES THAT NO MORE REPORTS WILL BE PUBLISHED ABOUT HOMS UNLESS THE EVENT IS OF MAJOR SIGNIFICANCE.  THE FIGHTING IN HOMS PROVINCE HAS BEEN REDUCED TO SKIRMISHING AND CLEAN-UP.  THE LAND ROUTES USED TO SMUGGLE WEAPONS AND RODENTS HAVE BEEN HERMETICALLY SEALED BY BORDER GUARDS AND SAA AT BOTH WADI KHALED…