February 17th, 2014 09:15 am    21 comments

PREZ. ASSAD BIDS FAREWELL TO SALIM IDRIS; NEWS AND COMMENTARY

Goodbye Saleem. Ta Ta. Toodleydoo. Au revoir. A bien tot. See ya latah, alligata. Aufwiedersehen. Dosvedanyeh. Jajing. Sayonara. Hasta la vista. Go screw yourself.   And so, once again, our president bids farewell to another disgraced wretch who fantasized about days of glory and triumph.  Saleem Idrees now joins the ranks of other luminaries to…

February 13th, 2014 01:39 pm    32 comments

SYRIAN ARMY DEVASTATES OBAMA’S RODENT KILLERS IN HAMA/IDLIB; SAUDIS DIE IN HOMS; YABROOD ABOUT TO FALL; NEWS AND COMMENT

Al-Tahh and Arnaba Villages:  The Syrian Army struck hard at skunks belonging to the Jabha Al-Islamiyya yesterday in these two villages destroying 5 flatbeds with 23mm machine gun cannons and killing these: Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=35.544379&lon=36.733046&z=14&m=b Khaaled Al-Mannaa’ (IRAQI HOG SPITTLE) Hamdaan Al-Shaykh (SAUDI RAT EXCREMENT) ‘Aadel Daawood (SAUDI APE CHANCRE) Jalaal Al-‘Abdullah (JORDANIAN PIG PIMP)…

February 12th, 2014 03:16 pm    31 comments

JARAAJEER LIBERATED AS SYRIAN JETS POUND RAT TERRORISTS IN YABROOD; DEMOS ACROSS SYRIA PRAISE ASSAD; NEWS AND COMMENTE

DAMASCUS:  JARAAJEER LIBERATED BY SYRIAN ARMY AND NDF IN PREPARATION FOR THE FINAL PUSH ON YABROOD AND AN END TO ALL ENTRY-POINTS INTO SYRIA FROM LEBANON.     You can tell a war is going very well when the enemy becomes panic-stricken.  Look at McCain’s insane behavior in Washington when senators met with Christian religious…

February 1st, 2014 02:08 pm    17 comments

MINISTER OF DEFENSE COMPLETES BATTLE PLAN FOR ALEPPO; AL-ZAARA TO BE FREED; NEWS AND COMMENT

SYRIAN DEFENSE MINISTER, LT. GENERAL FAHD JAASSEM AL-FURAYJ, INSPECTS FORCES BEFORE THE FINAL PUSH TO LIBERATE ALL ALEPPO.      With the battles to eliminate all terrorist activity in this northern capital moving apace and victory after victory being accomplished, the Syrian Defense Minister has decided to personally inspect the government forces arrayed to finish…

January 30th, 2014 11:38 am    26 comments

ISIS LEADER IDENTIFIED WITH PHOTO; HOMS MORE RAT-FREE; DAMASCUS ADVANCES; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

ABU BAKR AL-BAGHDAADI PHOTO REVEALED BY IRAQI AUTHORITIES.  IT IS A VIRTUAL WARRANT FOR HIS ASSASSINATION.  THE U.S. HAS A TEN MILLION DOLLAR REWARD ON HIS HEAD. ONLY CAVEMAN, AYMAN ZAWAAHIRI, HAS AN HIGHER ONE AT TWENTY FIVE MILLION.  KILLING THESE RODENTS MIGHT BE EASIER THAN WINNING THE LOTTERY.   His real name is pretentious…

January 29th, 2014 11:58 am    47 comments

SYRIAN ARMY CLEANS UP IN ALEPPO, HOMS AND DAMASCUS; NEWS AND COMMENT; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

DAMASCUS: 46 RATS SURRENDER DEMANDING CLEMENCY AND A RETURN TO CIVILIZED LIFE IN DAMASCUS   These former rodents from Babeelaa and Bayt Sahm have settled their accounts with the people of Syria by returning to a normal, civilized life.     Daarayyaa:  A group calling itself “Brigade of the Martyrs” (Liwaa` Al-Shuhadaa`, yawn) joined their…

January 11th, 2014 03:43 pm    43 comments

ALEPPO’S TERRORISTS EATING EACH OTHER IN ORGY OF CARNAGE; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENTS

The news has done an about-face.  Now, we are finding ourselves covering the war between the various rodent terrorist armies, and not the war the SAA is waging against them.  Amazingly, everything has done a topsy-turvy.  My sources are sending me reports about this Saudi-backed group slaughtering this other Saudi-backed group.  Don’t believe, even for…

January 10th, 2014 09:06 pm    56 comments

TERRORIST RAT CANNIBALS FEED OFF CANNIBALS IN ALEPPO; ISIS WALLOPED AGAIN IN LATAKIA; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

LATAKIA:  Salmaa:  Way up in the Kurd Mountains, the SAA and NDF delivered a knockout blow destroying a warehouse loaded with rockets and mortars; destroyed 4 pickup trucks armed with 23mm machine gun cannons and all belonged to Bandar’s favorite cannibals: ISIS: Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=35.684908&lon=36.146007&z=15&m=b Abu-Mujhim Al-‘Iraaqi (IRAQI PESTILENCE AND GRUB; Id pending. New leader…