March 5th, 2012 08:00 pm    Comments Off on NEW TOP TEN PAGE FOR SYRPER;

NEW TOP TEN PAGE FOR SYRPER;

March 5, 2012 – Chief Archivist for SyrPer, Lyndon Stuffmupper, has just announced the introduction of a new entertainment page titled: SyrPer Top Ten.  In this new addition to our already formidable table of categories, we list the top ten of every possible field or endeavor man has encountered or conquered.  It will begin tomorrow with…

February 9th, 2012 04:09 pm    Comments Off on NEW REPORTS ABOUT FRADKOV’S AND LAVROV’S VISIT TO SYRIA;

NEW REPORTS ABOUT FRADKOV’S AND LAVROV’S VISIT TO SYRIA;

February 9, 2012 – FIRST POSTING TODAY.  This coming in now:  A discussion between this writer and a source in Lebanon named Farid, whose ties to progressive forces are formidable, says that Mikhail Fradkov displayed frustration with the Syrian opposition’s unwillingness to sit down with Dr. Assad’s government without preconditions.  Secretary Fradkov made it clear that the…

December 5th, 2011 06:24 pm    Comments Off on RASHID KHALIDI PROVES HIS EQUINE CREDENTIALS IN THIS NEW TRAVESTY;

RASHID KHALIDI PROVES HIS EQUINE CREDENTIALS IN THIS NEW TRAVESTY;

December 5, 2011 – Rashid Khalidi is an American-born horse’s ass who has flicked the lives of thousands of Palestinians, Lebanese, Syrians, Jordanians and Egyptians like so many pesky flies.  Here is another one of his unsightly remarks – and he’s called a leading Palestinian intellectual!  http://www.haaretz.com/news/diplomacy-defense/leading-palestinian-intellectual-we-already-have-a-one-state-solution-1.399629

November 28th, 2011 06:10 pm    Comments Off on COLONEL AL-AS’AD ANNOUNCES NEW "CHEAPER SYRIAN ARMY";

COLONEL AL-AS’AD ANNOUNCES NEW "CHEAPER SYRIAN ARMY";

November 28, 2011 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE SPECIAL – SYRIAN RENEGADE COLONEL IN TURKEY ANNOUNCES NAME CHANGE: FREE SYRIAN ARMY TO “CHEAPER SYRIAN ARMY.  Hermione Bumstead-Anklerot reporting on scene.  Antioch, Turkey (in reality, occupied Syria) – In a rare appearance before the international press, Colonel Riad Al-As’ad, defector, deserter and seditionist of the Syrian Army…

October 26th, 2011 01:34 pm    Comments Off on AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL HAS REACHED NEW LOWS; PRINCE SULTAN’S FUNERAL MEANINGLESS HOOEY;

AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL HAS REACHED NEW LOWS; PRINCE SULTAN’S FUNERAL MEANINGLESS HOOEY;

October 26, 2011 –  Amnesty International has, like Human Rights Watch, a natural tug at the heartstrings. After all, they stand for the rights of accuseds; allay the suffering of political activists; protest unjust judicial proceedings; and so forth.  But they also have cornered the market on stupid declarations.  Take their fatheaded report about Syrian security personnel…

October 11th, 2011 03:54 pm    Comments Off on THE NEW YORK TIMES HAS NOW EXPOSED ITSELF; DIMITRI MEDVYEDEV’S VALEDICTORY BULLTWANG; SURLIEST BARTENDER OF THE YEAR AWARD;

THE NEW YORK TIMES HAS NOW EXPOSED ITSELF; DIMITRI MEDVYEDEV’S VALEDICTORY BULLTWANG; SURLIEST BARTENDER OF THE YEAR AWARD;

October 11, 2011 – I read an article by that pathological prevaricaterix, NADA BAKRI, while waiting for some Decaf at Starbucks.  Oh, I don’t buy the Times any more.  I just read it when I’m at the library or standing someplace waiting or when a friend gives it to me.  Today, this morning, I knew that…

September 27th, 2011 07:16 pm    Comments Off on THE ABDUL-HAKIM AMER BRIGADES OF SYRIA, CONQUERORS OF LILLIPUT; OUR NEW RESTAURANT AND BAR REVIEW SECTION;

THE ABDUL-HAKIM AMER BRIGADES OF SYRIA, CONQUERORS OF LILLIPUT; OUR NEW RESTAURANT AND BAR REVIEW SECTION;

September 27, 2011 SECOND POST TODAY – Aljazeera in English has posted an insightful article by Nir Rosen who travelled to Syria and met with some deserters who claim to have formed the Khalid Ibn Al-Waleed Army of Liberation, or some such Geschwatz.  He is misinformed but makes some astute observations.  I recommend the article. …

September 21st, 2011 02:35 pm    Comments Off on NEW LOWS IN AMERICAN POLITICS; ABU-MAZEN AGONISTES AT THE UN; WADDAH KHANFAR QUITS AL-JAZEERA IN ANOTHER EPIDEMIC OF ABANDONMENT; UAE CAUSES NEW STENCH IN YEMEN

NEW LOWS IN AMERICAN POLITICS; ABU-MAZEN AGONISTES AT THE UN; WADDAH KHANFAR QUITS AL-JAZEERA IN ANOTHER EPIDEMIC OF ABANDONMENT; UAE CAUSES NEW STENCH IN YEMEN

September 21, 2011 – I watched the spectacle yesterday of Rick Perry deliberately abasing himself before the media.  When our politicians become abject clowns, motley-clad fools dancing a jig before a council of trailer park managers, our civilization is descending into decrepitude.  How could any human being who aspires to the highest office in the land…