February 21st, 2014 03:16 pm    69 comments

NEW SUICIDE ATTACK ON CENTRAL PRISON DISASTROUS FOR TERRORISTS; MORE HOSTAGES RELEASED IN HOMS; SYRIAN ARMY OBLITERATES VULTURES IN LATAKIA; NEWS AND COMMENTARY

ALEPPO: IF YOU WANT PROOF THAT ENGLISHMEN ARE STUBBORN, HERE IS THE PLACE: THE CENTRAL PRISON – A SEEMINGLY IMPREGNABLE FORTRESS THAT HAS DEFIED ZIAD’S PREDICTION THAT NO MORE ATTEMPTS WOULD BE MADE TO PENETRATE IT.   But, I was wrong.  I forgot that inept British dunderheads were still testing their mettle against our impavid…

January 1st, 2014 07:31 pm    55 comments

LATAKIA SCENE OF MASSIVE LOSSES TO BANDAR’S APES; NEW YEAR’S EVE BRINGS DESTRUCTION TO RAT TERRORISTS IN DAMASCUS, ALEPPO, HAMA AND IDLIB; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT; PHOTOS OF THE WEEK

LATAKIA: SALMAA AREA SEES BANDAR’S GRUBS GO DOWN LIKE FLIES IN SELF-INFLICTED MASSACRE Bandar’s options are diminishing.  He still thinks that the best hit is on the capital and the president’s own home province. But it’s getting worse for him as the tactics used by his flies are becoming increasingly easy to predict while the…

December 15th, 2013 04:51 pm    23 comments

THE TONY BLAIR "LIAR OF THE YEAR AWARD" ANNOUNCED TODAY IN NEW YORK CITY; AWARD BROUGHT GASPS TO HARD-DRINKING REPORTERS

SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE’S BOARD OF GOVERNORS AND EDITORIAL STAFF ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF 2013 TONY BLAIR LIAR OF THE YEAR AWARD. Every year since 2011, our publication recognized excellence in lying.  Oh, and it’s not ordinary lying;  it must be Rabelaisian!  In order to meet the strict requirements laid down by the eponymous Mr. Blair, whose…

October 30th, 2013 02:30 pm    15 comments

FIRST POST – OCTOBER 30, 2013 – SYRPER AND MNS ANNOUNCE COOKBOOK SIGNING AT HQ IN NYC; ABU SAKKAR’S NEW BOOK CALLED "REVOLUTIONARY" BY HEAD CHEFS; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE BOOK LOVERS’ ASSOCIATION WITH THE SUPPORT OF THE MERCURY NEWS SERVICE CULTURAL AND LITERARY MAGAZINE A REVOLUTION IN THE CULINARY ARTS:  THE BOOK WHICH WILL CHANGE COOKING AS HUMANKIND UNDERSTANDS IT.  A BOOK THAT WILL TRANSFORM YOUR LIFE.  SYRIAN CHEF, ABU SAKKAR, REVEALS IT ALL IN HIS NEW BOOK:…

January 16th, 2013 04:58 pm    1 comment

THIRD POST – JANUARY 16, 2013 – UNPAID ADVERTISEMENT FOR NEW THEATRE RELEASE

THIRD POST – JANUARY 16, 2013 – UNPAID ADVERTISEMENT FOR NEW THEATRICAL RELEASE;  A LEMUEL Z. SNARKOFF AND HYMIE PICKLESON PRODUCTION an AMERICANIZED INTERNATIONAL GROUPPIX RELEASE OF A SHANLEY RUBRIC FILM DR STRANGEGLOVE “Or how I learned to stop worrying and love cavity searches“ “JUST RELAX, NOW.  I JUST WANT TO SEE IF YOUR INTESTINES…

January 5th, 2013 06:05 pm    1 comment

SECOND POST – JANUARY 5, 2013 – UNPAID ADVERTISEMENT FOR NEW EPIC FILM

SECOND POST – JANUARY 5, 2013 – UNPAID ADVERTISEMENT FOR NEW EPIC FILM TO BE RELEASED ON JANUARY 18, 2013 AROUND THE WORLD ______________________________________________ DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MERGE HOLLYWOOD U.S.A WITH BOLLYWOOD INDIA? YOU GET FOLLYWOOD ENGLAND!!    SIR LOW GRADE PRESENTS A SHAMMER FILMS RELEASE IN ASSOCIATION WITH SEVEN TARTS…