December 1st, 2014 09:04 am    16 comments

DER’AH: 80% OF SHAYKH MISKEEN IN SYRIAN ARMY HANDS

DER’AH:   The SAA and the newly-named Popular Defense Committees (read: NDF) have struck hard at terrorist positions inside Al-Shaykh Miskeen pushing out hundreds of their rats from the eastern and western sections of the city.  Whole blocks of buildings are now being guarded by the PDC as the SAA is relieved of such duties…

November 30th, 2014 01:36 pm    51 comments

SYRIAN ARMY RELENTLESS IN AL-HASAKA

AL-HASAKA:   Makhroom:  Army officials have announced the deaths of scores of rats after a lengthy battle with ISIS in this area.  The scene is still being assessed and no details have been published so far.   Umm Al-Kibar:  On the Euphrates.  More fighting as the SAA is beginning to dislodge formerly entrenched ISIS rodents…

November 26th, 2014 10:38 am    11 comments

DER’AH: 23 NUSRA TERRORISTS AND LEADERS DIE IN AL-SHAYKH MISKEEN

    DER’AH: 6 days and counting.  The SAA devastated the Nusra, Ansaar Al-Sharee’ah and Ahraar Al-Shaam coalition defending their hovels inside Al-Shaykh Miskeen 10 hours ago killing another 23 of their cringing rodents: Muhammad Qaassim Al-‘Ammoor (Leader) ‘Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Sidyaawi (Leader. A/k/a “Abu Dardaa`) Saami Al-Safadi (Leader) Haytham Mahmoud Nassaar Muhammad ‘Abdul-‘Azeez Al-Faqeer Jaassim ‘Ali…

November 23rd, 2014 12:07 pm    119 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS JORDANIAN CHILD MOLESTERS IN LATAKIA

LATAKIA:  It was a bad day for plague-carrying pigs in Latakia yesterday.  The SAA and NDF went berserk at Al-Kooz Mountain, among other places, and killed a whole slew of the feral, porcine, bottom-feeding, snot-snorting hogs of Nusra.   Al-Kooz Mountain:  A warehouse for IEDs, supplied by Erdoghani Rat Turks, was destroyed by the SAA when…

November 9th, 2014 12:52 pm    92 comments

MORE SAUDI HERETICS KILLED IN DAMASCUS AS SYRIAN ARMY GRINDS WAHHABISM INTO OBLIVION

Al-‘Aaliya Farms:  Zahraan ‘Alloosh is so desperate, he has begun ordering his rats to fight suicidal battles to hold territory.  In the area where he is hiding, the SAA assaulted a warehouse filled with weapons belonging to his soon-to-be-extinct rodent organization and killed these after they were ordered by cellphone to resist any surrender. The…

October 17th, 2014 10:33 am    4 comments

LATAKIA IS HELL FOR TRAPPED TURK TERRORISTS AS SYRIAN ARMY ENVELOPS THEM

LATAKIA:   Burj Al-Hayaat in the area of Al-Rubay’ah:  A convoy with trucks laden with Turk-supplied weapons and ammunition smuggled out of the Idlib area before the SAA siezed all its contents was destroyed completely by SAA precise artillery fire.  A pickup with a 23mm cannon was also destroyed here. Al-Baahi Mas’ood (TUNISIAN ANTEATER SNOT)…