March 14th, 2014 08:42 am    21 comments

HOMS: SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES HUNDREDS OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN; 29 TERRORISTS IN AL-HISSN SURRENDER; RATS WAIT FOR OBLIVION IN YABROOD; NEWS AND COMMENT; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

Bodies of rodents involved in preparing a mortar after a rocket they were handling exploded killing them all at ‘Uyoon Hussayn. (See report below). HOMS: AL-HISSN: Fresh from an astounding triumph in Al-Zaara, the SAA and NDF have liberated over 700 women and children yesterday in the neighboring Christian town of Al-Hissn and Al-Shuwayhid and…

March 8th, 2014 10:20 pm    28 comments

AL-ZARA HAS BEEN LIBERATED BY THE SYRIAN ARAB ARMY!

“Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.” -Tennyson (1854) For weeks, the Syrian Opposition has blatantly hidden any news from the Homs front in order to convey a sense optimism amongst their conglomeration of heterogenous terrorists. Ostensibly, they are using their limited…

March 5th, 2014 01:28 pm    47 comments

SYRPER REVEALS THE NAMES OF TERRORIST LEADERS IN QALAMOON; NDF ASSASSINATES ASSAD AL-KHATEEB, RAT LEADER IN RANKOOS; NEWS FROM THE BATTLEFRONT

Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=33.827931&lon=36.527481&z=12&m=b Always ready to pull the covers off tightly-held secrets, SyrPer now reveals the nature of the “leadership” within the ranks of the rat terrorists in the Yabrood area. But before we start, we must announce the descent into Hell of the once mighty leader of the Rankoos Rodent Army, Assad Al-Khateeb, who…

October 21st, 2013 07:11 pm    85 comments

FIRST POST – OCTOBER 21, 2013 – 117 TERRORISTS OF JUND AL-SHAM SURRENDER TO SYRIAN ARMY AND NDF IN DAMASCUS; QALAMOON CAMPAIGN WIPING OUT SAUDI ARABIA’S WAHHABIST RATS IN THE HUNDREDS; DER’AH SCENE OF HUMILIATION FOR ZIONISM; TURKS, SAUDI APES AND EGYPTIAN SNAKES DEAD IN ALEPPO; NEWS AND NONSENSE

DAMASCUS: 117 JUND AL-SHAM PENITENTS SURRENDER TO THE SYRIAN ARMY AND NDF IN DAMASCUS  This photo was displayed by Alalam in its article about the 100+ Jund Al-Sham rodents who surrendered en masse to the SAA and NDF.  The photo, however, is of NDF fighters in an area that looks a lot like Baraamki.  In…

August 19th, 2013 06:22 pm    26 comments

DAMASCUS! THE GHOUTA IS ALMOST ABANDONED BY RATS; OBAMA’S TERRORISTS CANNOT HOLD ON AS NDF REINFORCEMENTS MASS; OBAMA TORTURES AND KILLS POPULAR SHAYKH IN LATAKIA; MORE NEWS AND PROPAGANDA; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

DAMASCUS:  SYRIAN ARMY KILLS MAJOR TERRORIST RODENT LEADER AND PEDOPHILE: MUHANNAD JUNAYD!!!   Well, the family of the carcass pictured above can take comfort in the fact that their pride and joy, a mindless ape and certified child molester, bit the dust yesterday thanks to a projectile fired by one of our soldiers in Al-Qaboon. …