February 13th, 2012 05:29 pm    Comments Off on MNS SPECIAL REPORT: TURKEY GOES SWIMMING;

MNS SPECIAL REPORT: TURKEY GOES SWIMMING;

February 13, 2012 – MNS SPECIAL REPORT FROM ANKARA – “ERDOGHAN ORDERS SWIMMING LESSONS FOR TURKS ALONG THE EUPHRATES”.  Humphrey Stumpp-Fife reporting from the Turkish capital. Mercury News Service has been granted exclusive access to Turkey’s new program to teach inhabitants along the Euphrates the sport of swimming.  The rather unusual initiative by Prime Minister Recep…

February 9th, 2012 07:16 pm    Comments Off on SAAD HARIRI IS TOLD NOT TO COME BACK TO LEBANON BY AOUN; MNS REPORT, URGENT, ARAB LEAGUE ANIMOSITY NOW EXPOSED;

SAAD HARIRI IS TOLD NOT TO COME BACK TO LEBANON BY AOUN; MNS REPORT, URGENT, ARAB LEAGUE ANIMOSITY NOW EXPOSED;

SECOND POST – February 9, 2012 – According to Lebanese news sources, former Lebanese P.M. and former general, Michel Aoun, told Saad Hariri to leave Lebanon on a one-way ticket.  Hariri is now in Europe, mostly France, and is conniving with the French and Syrian felons to overthrow the government of Dr. Bashar Al-Assad. Saad Hariri, son…

January 16th, 2012 08:10 pm    1 comment

ANOTHER GHALIOUN BITES THE DUST;

THIRD POST – January 16, 2012 – As if ANWAR MALEK the Arab League observer who quit was not enough, we now have another relative of BURHAN “LE PIPE” GHALIOUN turning an angry cheek toward Dr. Assad’s Syria.  Guess who he is?  Yes, he is none other than feckless, worthless, rudderless IMAD GHALIOUN!!!  Wow.  What will Syria…

December 20th, 2011 04:07 pm    Comments Off on MNS PUZZLE OF THE MONTH FLOPPED BECAUSE WE COULD NOT PASTE THE ARTICLE SUCCESSFULLY; BUT WE HAVE OTHER MEANS TO DEFEAT THE TECHNOLOGY

MNS PUZZLE OF THE MONTH FLOPPED BECAUSE WE COULD NOT PASTE THE ARTICLE SUCCESSFULLY; BUT WE HAVE OTHER MEANS TO DEFEAT THE TECHNOLOGY

December 20, 2011 – Tuesday is Puzzle Day at MNS – Try your hand at this one published by the Arab American News for December 17-23. See if you can pick out the howlers in the test below and see the answers at the end.  Good Luck.  Lucretius the Sphinx.      EX-FBI OFFICIAL: U.S. TROOPS…

August 30th, 2011 01:55 pm    Comments Off on Ert gasses; Hanbalites Unite! Sodomites Contrite: Turkish Delight

Ert gasses; Hanbalites Unite! Sodomites Contrite: Turkish Delight

August 30, 2011 – Finally, the Washington Post, reported about Syria’s substantial arsenal of Sarin gas, VTX, and mustard gas which I’ve been writing about for two years.  Thank you, my friend, John, legal colleague and stout Syrian for the article.  I have been saying that the Syrian government of Dr. Assad cannot view the efforts of…