June 6th, 2012 12:37 pm    Comments Off on PAID ADVERTISEMENT BY "ZAFTIGCUISINE"

PAID ADVERTISEMENT BY "ZAFTIGCUISINE"

POST 3 – JUNE 5, 2012 – A PAID ADVERTISEMENT BY ZAFTIG-CUISINE OF BAVARIA.  The staff of SyrPer do not necessarily endorse either the product or the philosophy which is the subject of this paid advertisement.  STOP LOSING WEIGHT!!  STOP DESTROYING YOUR BODY!! With every day that passes, new diets are flaunted by irresponsible purveyors of false…

May 28th, 2012 01:30 pm    1 comment

GURU PROSCIA EXPLAINS TIME TRAVEL TO MNS REPORTER DANDER;

FIRST POST – MAY 24, 2012- MERCURY NEWS SERVICE REPORTS:  MAHARISHI SHREE RAJNEESH PROSCIA DEMONSTRATORS IN CHICAGO RAISE ISSUE OF TIME TRAVEL AS A MAJOR INTERNATIONAL COMMITMENT:  In this photo taken by our cameraman, Huffley Snorton, Chicago acolytes of the Great Guru Proscia demand more funding for time travel.  (Ingemar Dander reporting.)  In a…

May 15th, 2012 11:10 am    Comments Off on

SECOND POST – May 14, 2012 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH OUSTED FRENCH PRESIDENT NICOLAS SARKOZY.  Former French President, Nicolas Sarkozy, sat down on May 11, 2012 with MNS correspondent, Brunhilde Liebesbombe, in his office at Versailles.      The president seen here contemplating a fly that landed on his Hungarian nose. MNS:  We note…

April 25th, 2012 07:23 pm    Comments Off on

SECOND POST – April 25, 2012- MERCURY NEWS SERVICE ANNOUNCES OPENING OF NOMINATION PROCESS FOR THE COVETED “DUFUS OF THE YEAR” AWARD.  Readers are politely asked to submit names of internationally known individuals whose behavior, morals or thought patterns evidence clear eligibility for this much-sought-after prize.  Already, two individuals have been nominated through casual conversation over the telephone: …

March 23rd, 2012 06:54 pm    Comments Off on MNS CULTURAL PAGE: FOURTH MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE OF THE AGES: CHARLIE VARRICK

MNS CULTURAL PAGE: FOURTH MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE OF THE AGES: CHARLIE VARRICK

POST NUMBER ONE – March 23, 2012 – MNS CULTURAL PAGE PRESENTS THE FOURTH MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE OF THE AGES: CHARLEY VARRICK (1973).  Ranulph Satyr-Frivoli, movie critic, special to MNS from New York.   It is the belief of this writer that the best villain should have a strong British accent.  While some Britons are offended that a…

March 19th, 2012 06:10 pm    1 comment

MNS CULTURAL MAGAZINE SECOND UNDERRATED MOVIE IN HISTORY:

SECOND POST – March 19, 2012 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE ANNOUNCES THE SECOND MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE IN HISTORY: “THIRST” (1979).  SILBERT SAVANTE, movie critic and cineaste, professor of movie history at St. Xavier Du Defaulte College, special to MNS. Our previous announcement of “The Silent Partner” as the first installment in our series listing movies which are, sadly, ignored…

February 25th, 2012 04:44 pm    Comments Off on ICRC ALLOWED TO EVACUATE INJURED SYRIANS FROM A SMALL PART OF BABA AMR; MNS REPORTS WEDDING PLANS FOR CLINTON AND ZAWAHIRI;

ICRC ALLOWED TO EVACUATE INJURED SYRIANS FROM A SMALL PART OF BABA AMR; MNS REPORTS WEDDING PLANS FOR CLINTON AND ZAWAHIRI;

February 25, 2012 – The Syrian government has allowed elements of the Red Cross and Syrian Red Crescent Society to enter the Southeast corner of Baba Amr in the City of Homs to remove some injured people.  Of course, the opposition, railed against this citing some crackpot excuse that the Syrian Red Crescent was an arm…