November 6th, 2012 02:15 pm    Comments Off on SECOND POST – NOVEMBER 6, 2012 – ENGLAND DOMINATES MNS NEWS TODAY

SECOND POST – NOVEMBER 6, 2012 – ENGLAND DOMINATES MNS NEWS TODAY

SECOND POST – NOVEMBER 6, 2012 – ENGLAND DOMINATES REPORTING FROM MNS TODAY                                                  “Never let the truth interfere with a good story” Reporting from Coventry, Mark the Brit Postelthwaite with Ogden Orffe as cameraman. Queen Elizabeth II, seen here demonstrating displeasure with the United States.  She wears frumpy hats to entertain swarms of bees when she…

November 4th, 2012 03:57 pm    Comments Off on SECOND POST – NOVEMBER 4, 2012- MNS INTERVIEW WITH AL-QAEDA’S AYMAN ZAWAHIRI

SECOND POST – NOVEMBER 4, 2012- MNS INTERVIEW WITH AL-QAEDA’S AYMAN ZAWAHIRI

SECOND POST – NOVEMBER 4, 2012 – MNS INTERVIEWS AL-QAEDA LEADER ZAWAHIRI IN PAKISTAN!                                                             Never let the facts get in the way of a good story “BIN LADEN WAS A PERVERT! THAT’S WHY ALLAH SENT THE AMERICAN INFIDELS TO KILL HIM!” “YES.  I AM BORED.  LIVING IN A CAVE WATCHING RERUNS OF MCHALE’S NAVY IS…

October 30th, 2012 07:36 pm    1 comment

SECOND POST – OCTOBER 30, 2012 – MNS AWARD FOR "NOWHERE MAN" WINNER

SECOND POST – OCTOBER 30, 2012 –  MERCURY NEWS SERVICE AWARDS “NOWHERE MAN” ANNUAL PRIZE TO PALESTINIAN                                  MERCURY NEWS SERVICE                                                   Where the facts never get in the way of  a good story This year’s annual prize for the “Nowhere Man” competition was held in secret again with the MNS…

October 19th, 2012 03:16 pm    Comments Off on SECOND POST – OCTOBER 19, 2012 – MNS COVERS NEW BIOPIC OF ANGELA MERKEL

SECOND POST – OCTOBER 19, 2012 – MNS COVERS NEW BIOPIC OF ANGELA MERKEL

SECOND POST – OCTOBER 19, 2012 – MNS REVEALS NEW BIOPIC OF ANGELA MERKEL BEING FILMED IN BERLIN BY DIRECTOR HERZOG;  GERMANY’S ANSWER TO BRITAIN’S “IRON LADY“.  MNS cinema journalist, Roula Robuste-Rongeur reporting from Berlin.  It is well-known that Angela Merkel, Germany’s redoubtable Kanzlerin,  was overwhelmed with jealousy when she learned that the British had made a…

October 1st, 2012 02:22 pm    Comments Off on THIRD POST – OCTOBER 1, 2012 – IRAN’S CENTRIFUGES POWERED BY KIRBY VACUUM CLEANER MOTORS; MNS EXCLUSIVE REPORT

THIRD POST – OCTOBER 1, 2012 – IRAN’S CENTRIFUGES POWERED BY KIRBY VACUUM CLEANER MOTORS; MNS EXCLUSIVE REPORT

THIRD POST – OCTOBER 1, 2012 – IRAN’S CENTRIFUGES POWERED BY KIRBY VACUUM CLEANERS BOUGHT FROM NORTH KOREA; MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXCLUSIVE REPORT. This MNS report is the result of work conducted by Wurlitzer Prize winning journalist Brunhilde Liebesbombe in Rome and Unsworth Snyde-Hyde in Bandar Abbas, Iran.  On a cloudy night in the Summer…

September 5th, 2012 05:17 pm    Comments Off on FOURTH POST – SEPTEMBER 5, 2012 – LEON PANETTA GRANTS EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW TO MNS

FOURTH POST – SEPTEMBER 5, 2012 – LEON PANETTA GRANTS EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW TO MNS

FOURTH POST – SEPTEMBER 5, 2012 – LEON PANETTA SPEAKS TO MERCURY NEWS SERVICE IN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW;  DEFENSE SECRETARY TELLS IT ALL. In a rare display of candidness and transparency, Defense Secretary Leon Panetta has agreed to sit down for an interview with MNS investigative reporter, Marmaduke Quailbeak and Wurlitzer Prize award winning journalist,  Brunhilde Liebesbombe. …

July 12th, 2012 05:10 pm    Comments Off on MNS HQ IN NYC STORMED BY ANGRY SUBSCRIBERS DEMANDING HILLARY CLINTON’S NOMINATION FOR DUFUS OF THE YEAR;

MNS HQ IN NYC STORMED BY ANGRY SUBSCRIBERS DEMANDING HILLARY CLINTON’S NOMINATION FOR DUFUS OF THE YEAR;

SECOND POST – JULY 12, 2012 – MERCURY NEWS CENTER HEADQUARTERS BESIEGED EARLIER BY MOBS DEMANDING HILLARY CLINTON’S INCLUSION AS “DUFUS” OF THE YEAR.  GOVERNING BOARD RESPONDS. MNS Special coverage.  Carmen Fistula reporting. Huge throngs assembled outside MNS HQ at 86th and Loquat Avenue in Manhattan to protest the exclusion of Hillary Clinton from the MNS…

June 19th, 2012 02:09 pm    Comments Off on SECOND POST – JUNE 19, 2012 – EXECUTED SORCERERS ARTICLE CONTINUES;

SECOND POST – JUNE 19, 2012 – EXECUTED SORCERERS ARTICLE CONTINUES;

SECOND POST – JUNE 19, 2012- Another unexpected, unexplained snafu. MURI’ BIN ALI BIN ISSA AL-ASIRI IS PUT TO DEATH BY DECAPITATION (OF COURSE!) IN SAUDI ARABIA FOR PRACTICING WITCHCRAFT!! What do you do when you have everything and life is so, so dull?  If you are in Saudi Arabia, a long day’s journey into dread can…