June 29th, 2014 01:30 pm    51 comments

ZIONIST FM INAUGURATES THE THIRD INTIFADHA!

  The Zionist Racist Bigot Foreign Minister of the equally bigoted Zionist Apartheid State, Evet Lvovich Liberman (a/k/a Avigdor Lieberman) has urged his government to invade Gaza in what promises to be a real slaughter-fest for the bloodthirsty criminals of this so-called JudenRattenStaat.  Nothing could be more satisfying than the sight of Zionist sociopaths clashing…

June 23rd, 2014 10:30 am    124 comments

SYRIAN ARMY SLAUGHTERS ISIS TERRORISTS AT AL-QUNAYTRA; KSA/USA CALL IN ZIONIST AIR STRIKES ON SAA

AL-QUNAYTRA:  SYRPER can confirm the deaths of 241 terrorists in a major battle between the towns of Al-Rankoos and Qunaytra.  We already reported the battle of Al-Rankoos yesterday, but we didn’t have any details about why the Zionist air force was called in to save the ISIS terrorists from complete annihilation at Al-Qunaytra.  Here are…

April 19th, 2014 11:36 am    52 comments

SYRIAN ARMY NEARS CLOSING DOWN HOMS MERCENARIES

    Homs is verging on total liberation as Syrian Army stalwarts surround and snuff the noisome remnant rodents who are being kept alive by nothing more than the certainty of their own death and the inevitability of their transportation into their own private Oblivion.  Dr. Ja’afari at the U.N. is right, according to Wael,…

March 24th, 2014 11:15 am    40 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS HUNDREDS OF RATS IN KASSAB; SYRPER MOURNS DEATH OF HILAAL AL-ASSAD NDF COMMANDER; HIZBOLLAH KILLS 3 TERRORIST BOMB EXPERTS; NUSRA LOSES 5 LEADERS AT PRISON;WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

LATAKIA:  Heavy fighting continues in the Kassab area on the Turk border of Turkish-Occupied Syria as the rat terrorist army financed by the Saudi Arabian apes continues to try achieving minor victories in the face of astounding losses all along the border with Lebanon and Jordan.  Actual SAA estimates of dead rats at Kassab is…

March 19th, 2014 11:07 am    81 comments

COMMUNIQUE OF SAA HIGH COMMAND; RA’S AL-‘AYN LIBERATED; HEAVY FIGHTING IN RANKOOS AS SAA ADVANCES ON ALL FRONTS; AL-ZAARA AMBUSH NETS MORE RODENTS; NEWS AND COMMENT

The Syrian Arab Army High Command issued the following communique addressing the recent attack by the Zionist enemy on the Golan: “In a new violation of the Disengagement of Forces Agreement, the Zionist enemy, yesterday afternoon, fired artillery and tank rounds and anti-tank rockets near the village of Saheeta and at elevation 1023 causing material…

March 16th, 2014 11:19 am    33 comments

COMMUNIQUE OF THE SYRIAN HIGH COMMAND RE: YABROOD; NEWS AND COMMENT

Syrian infantrymen scour the streets of Yabrood for rodents and IEDs Yabrood: I just received a report that hundreds of rats from the town of Yabrood and even Faleeta have used “unlawful” routes in order to escape to neighboring Lebanon’s ‘Arsaal. The people of ‘Arsaal are uniformly Sunni and invincibly ignorant.  You haven’t lived until…