May 16th, 2015 09:02 am    208 comments

DAMASCUS: SYRIAN ARMY AND HZB CONQUER ALL RA`S AL-MA’ARRA; AMERICAN-SUPPORTED TERRORISTS IN DISARRAY

The sudden joint Syrian/Lebanese attack on positions long-held by the Alqaeda/Nusra terrorists has resulted in some very interesting developments.  Based on Ba’ath Party sources and Monzer’s memos to me, it appears the rats were not prepared for the kind of invasion they saw in the areas of the Qalamoon which have been liberated.  It took…

May 14th, 2015 09:15 am    185 comments

NUSRA LEADER ESCAPES TO LEBANON AS SYRIAN ARMY FIRE POWER SHATTERS TERRORIST POSITIONS IN QALAMOON

DAMASCUS:  The notoriously inept child molesting leader of Nusra/Alqaeda in the Qalamoon has called it quits and has abandoned his rats on the Syrian side for the comforts of the Lebanese.  Abu Maalik Al-Talli is now in ‘Arsaal having slinked away between SAA and HZB lines like a real rodent.  His location before this heroic…

May 4th, 2015 03:36 pm    156 comments

SYRIAN ARMY AND ALLIES KILL 164 ALQAEDA RATS IN AL-QALAMOON; DISASTER FOR OBAMA AND SAUDIS

DAMASCUS:   Some of our readers are mysteriously coming up with some real nonsense involving the “huge” offensive to be carried out by the terrorist Alqaeda\Nusra group in Lebanon.  Supposedly, they were to mount a ferocious attack to re-establish themselves on the Syrian side of the border.  Or so they claim. Yesterday was a great day for…

April 6th, 2015 03:20 pm    214 comments

BAD DAY AT BLACK ROCK: PALESTINIANS AT THEIR LAST CROSSROAD: EITHER COMMIT TO SYRIA AND THE BA’ATH OR GO THE WAY OF EXTINCTION

ISIS HERETICS DEFILE THE FLAG OF PALESTINE  BEFORE THE CAMERAS IN THE AL-YARMOUK CAMP.  NO FLAG DESERVED MORE DEFILING THAN THIS ONE. If any liberation movement resembled a financial shakedown it is the Palestinian Liberation Movement.  No matter what Palestinians say about themselves; the overly-ostentatious clamoring for unearned respect because, as they say, they have…

January 20th, 2015 01:46 pm    19 comments

SYRIAN AIR FORCE DESTROYS ISIS OIL CONVOY FROM AL-HASAKA; PROPAGANDISTS SPREAD LIES ABOUT OPERATION AND EXPOSE THEMSELVES TO PUBLIC SCORN

AL-HASAKA:  The liars are everywhere to be found and they mostly come out of their crevices whenever a principal liar, like the notorious felon, Rami ‘Abdul-Rahman, gets a controlled “tip” from MI6 or the British Foreign Office.  Today, even the Huffington Post quoted the SOHR when it claimed over 70 citizens of Al-Khansaa` Village were…

January 11th, 2015 09:19 am    19 comments

SYRPER’S INTERNATIONAL HYPOCRITE OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO ENGLISH KING

See if you can pick the Arab in the picture.  That’s right. It’s the poor beast ridden by the desert-loving Englishman, ‘Abdullah the Second.  He was named after his arch-traitor grandfather, ‘Abdullah the First, whose treachery led to the partition of Palestine and the disenfranchisement of the indigenous people of the land.      You must…

January 4th, 2015 02:52 pm    63 comments

DAMASCUS: SAA AND HIZBOLLAH CRUSH NUSRA AT CROSSING; SAUDIS AND KUWAITIS ENTER HELL AT KHAAN AL-SHAYKH

Faleeta:  The airwaves are on fire with hilarious reports from irrelevant western dilettantes claiming Nusra managed to move into Syria by defeating the arrayed forces of Hizbollah and the SAA at the Masroob Crossing in Faleeta.  Well, we love to rain on their parade because the evidence is now in and it is compelling.  The…