August 8th, 2016 03:17 pm    424 comments

ALEPPO REMAINS SURROUNDED BY SYRIAN ARMY DESPITE NARROW PASSAGE OPENED BY BRITISH-SUPPORTED TERRORIST COCKROACHES; COORDINATED LYING BY WESTERN PRESS CHANGES NOTHING; KINSIBBA RELIBERATED

The test is very simple and it’s based on Britain’s cynical presence in the center of the terrorist catastrophe in Syria.  Remember, the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights is run by a person named Usaamaa Sulaymaan, (a/k/a Raami ‘Abdul-Rahmaan) who is a convicted felon in Syria and an agent of the British government, specifically the…

July 12th, 2016 02:11 pm    219 comments

REVENGE! RUSSIA DROPS TACTICAL NUCLEAR BOMBS ON ISIS WITH TU-22 M-3 LONG RANGE BOMBERS; MAYDA’A LIBERATED COMPLETELY BY SYRIAN ARMY; RATS DIE IN LARGE NUMBERS IN NORTH ALEPPO PAVING ROADS

HOMS:  6 Tupolev 22-M3 long-range bombers took off from Russian soil today and delivered the crushing message of revenge we have all been anticipating.  The wing of TU’s dropped tactical nuclear weapons on an area east of Palmyra, Al-Sukhna and Araak.  It all occurred at dawn, Damascus time.  A major ISIS c&c center was pulverized, …

July 10th, 2016 03:11 pm    291 comments

PRESIDENT ASSAD AND FIRST LADY VISIT THE HEROIC WOUNDED WARRIORS OF SYRIA; SYRIAN ARMY SMASHES TERRORIST ATTACK IN ALEPPO; SYRIAN ARMY ABOUT TO POUNCE ON RODENTS IN KINSIBBA

(Thanks, Joene) The president and the First Lady visit the homes of wounded warriors in Homs in a much-reported event designed to send a message to the rodent in the White House:  “We are still here and will be here after you’ve returned to your cesspool in Chicago.”    N.B:  The SAA has confirmed killing…

July 4th, 2016 10:42 am    309 comments

ALEPPO: TERRORISTS FINISHED AS ARMY LIBERATES ALL AL-MALLAAH FARMS AND HITS AL-LAYRAMOON; RODENT LEADERS KILLED INCLUDING SAUDI COCKROACH; LEADER OF AJNAAD AL-SHAAM SNUFFED! SYRIAN SPY CHIEF IN ROME

ALEPPO:  Nusra/Alqaeda and its affiliate in mayhem, Harakat Nooreddeen Zl-Zangi, have given up in the Al-Mallaah Farms.  As of yesterday, the SAA and the PDC had liberated 90% of the farms north of the city of Aleppo.  Reports coming in now confirm that the SAA is in control of all the Al-Mallaah Farms and that…

June 17th, 2016 09:39 am    419 comments

ISIS FACES A COLD, DARK WINTER AS THE SYRIAN ARMY SEVERS ITS TURKISH ARTERIES; SAUDI ARABIA TOO BROKE TO HELP; TURKMEN MOUNTAIN LIBERATED

(Image credit: Chatham House) Their winter of discontent is coming very soon.  With the Syrian Army forward deployments now only 3kms away from Tabqa Air Base, the ISIS cannibals have to ponder their economic future in both Syria and Iraq.  Once the Tabqa base is securely in the hands of the Syrian military, all routes…

June 6th, 2016 02:49 pm    183 comments

SYRIAN ARMY CONTINUES APPROACH TO AL-RAQQA AND TABQA; FIRST WOMAN SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE ELECTED BY FIRM MAJORITY; JORDAN STRUCK BY JORDANIAN REBEL! MANY RAT LEADERS ELIMINATED TODAY.

AL-RAQQA:  Due to a blinding dust storm, the SAA was slowed down somewhat to a position 8 miles to the east of where I reported they were yesterday.  They are now at the crossroads of Al-Rusaafa and the State Highway Police Station on the International Freeway to Al-Raqqa.  Our army is now 18 kms from…

May 10th, 2016 12:21 pm    122 comments

ISIS LOSES AGAIN IN DAYR EL-ZOR AND HOMS ; SYRIAN CHIEF OF STAFF PRAISES RUSSIA DURING VICTORY DAY SPEECH IN LATAKIA; ALQAEDA LEADER WARNS OF COLLAPSE OF JIHADIST CANNIBALS

LATAKIA:  Lt. Gen. ‘Ali ‘Abdullah Ayyoob, Chief of the Syrian Army’s General Staff, addresses a group of Syrian and Russian military personnel on the occasion of Russia’s Victory Day celebrations.  He was there at the Humaymeem Airbase by order of Dr. Bashar Al-Assad.  He praised Russia’s role in Syria as he participated in the commemoration…