August 11th, 2015 11:44 am    51 comments

SULAYMAAN AL-ASSAD CAPTURED AND TO BE CHARGED LIKE ANY ORDINARY CITIZEN FOR MURDER

LATAKIA:  Sulaymaan Hilaal Al-Assad was taken into custody at about 9:00 p.m. Sunday night after eluding elements of the General Security Directorate, Military Police and the enraged citizens of Latakia.  Sulaymaan Al-Assad is the second cousin of the president and the son of a war hero, Maj. Gen. Hilaal Al-Assad who gave his life defending…

August 8th, 2015 12:10 pm    72 comments

TERRORIST SAUDIS,JORDANIANS, PAKISTANIS DROP IN LATAKIA; MOP UP IN AL-ZABADAANI FINDS BOMB FACTORY

LATAKIA:  This front is a major Turk flop.  They can’t get their rats to move anywhere or to establish a firm foothold.   Al-Rubay’ah:  Yesterday into today, Saturday, over 50 rodents belonging to Nusra/Alqaeda were killed.   These were vaporized by the Syrian Air Force acting on accurate ground intelligence from both spotters and local citizens…

August 6th, 2015 12:05 pm    147 comments

TERRORIST RATS DENIED ESCAPE FROM ZABADAANI; SYRIAN CITIZENS DEMAND ‘ALLOOSH’S RESIGNATION IN HUGE DEMO; 36 ALQAEDA RATS DIE IN LATAKIA

LATAKIA:  At the contested town of Al-Rubay’ah, the SAA has killed 36 rodents belonging to the Erdoghan-supported Alqaeda franchise called Al-Nusra.  A truck loaded with ammunition bought by the Saudi apes was also destroyed.  The SAA turned its guns on this area after a devastating assault on Alqaeda at Watiyy Sa’du Village, where 6 rodents…

July 17th, 2015 12:17 pm    188 comments

IDLIB: SYRIAN AIR FORCE DROWNS ALQAEDA IN THE FLAMES OF HELL; HUNDREDS OF RATS ELIMINATED IN LATAKIA AS VILLAGES LIBERATED WHOLESALE

IDLIB:  The preparations for the assault on Jisr Al-Shughoor and the extermination of the rats inside should be very obvious to our readers because they are obvious to the rodents who infest the Syrian landscape.  The SAAF flew over 40 sorties yesterday attacking concentrations of rodents all around the Jisr Al-Shughoor countryside.  All this was…

July 9th, 2015 03:16 pm    82 comments

LATAKIA AND GHOUTA: TURKEY’S MONKEYS CRASH AND BURN ALL OVER THE NORTH AND SOUTH; ERDOGHAN INCENSED!

LATAKIA:  It’s becoming tedious.  The rat infiltrators just can’t get any mileage up there in those mountains and they’re losing their grip on reality.  They seem to be trying to distract the forces preparing to attack Jisr Al-Shughoor.  I don’t know.  All I know is that their efforts have met with failure after failure.  …

June 26th, 2015 10:07 am    100 comments

DER’AH: A STUDY IN DISASTROUS AMERICAN FOLLY; TERRORISTS DYING IN THE HUNDREDS; SYRIAN AIR FORCE DEVASTATES RATS IN LATAKIA

Governor of Der’ah, Hon. Muhammad Khaalid Al-Hindoos, told the world the rats have neither entered Der’ah City nor have they blocked the International Highway linking Der’ah to Damascus.  The operation is a flop thanks to Jordanian imbeciles.   Over 50 separate groups of vermin are participating in the campaign to occupy Der’ah City.  Their orders…

June 5th, 2015 08:08 am    50 comments

ALL OUT WAR FOR IDLIB HAS BEGUN! NEW FORCES ARRIVING IN THOUSANDS! VICTORY IS AT HAND FOR SYRIA; DISGRACE FOR OBAMA TERRORISM

IDLIB:  If the Turk, Qatari and Saudi monkeys thought the American and English miscreants had any aura of competence, they were disabused quickly of that notion once the spectacle of thousands of new fighters and bombers appeared on the scene.  You are now watching the pathetic program of disinformation in the West take on a…