February 19th, 2015 09:46 am    331 comments

DECLARE WAR ON THE HASHEMITE DWARF KING OF JORDAN! DAMASCUS RATS EXTERMINATED

  DER’AH:  It is no laughing matter.  The filth-merchant, Hashemite whore-mongering child molester and dwarf half-breed, Abdullah II, has all but declared war on us.  Now, it is time to make war against him and his rag-tag band of flea-infested bedouins.  There is no other conclusion to be drawn from the open collaboration with the…

February 16th, 2015 03:16 pm    152 comments

SYRIAN ARMY DELIVERS CRUSHING BLOW TO JORDANIAN SAVAGES AT JAWBAR; DESTROYS BRIDGE AND TUNNELS; AMMAN IS NEXT!

Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=33.527949&lon=36.330521&z=17&m=b   DAMASCUS:  JAWBAR. At 5:00 a.m. Damascus time, the Syrian Army’s Special Forces managed to rig the Teachers Tower which overlooks the line between Jawbar, Al-‘Abbaasiyyeen Taxi Station and Al-Qaaboon Quarter, destroying it and killing over 9 rodents.  This tower has been mentioned each time the subject of Jawbar has been broached on…

February 15th, 2015 09:13 am    190 comments

AL-QAEDA TERRORISTS SUFFERING ENORMOUS LOSSES IN DER’AH AS PATRIOTIC ONSLAUGHT CONTINUES

DER’AH: (Thanks, Johny)  To give our readers a taste of the misery into which the NATO rodents and Saudi chamberboys have plunged, an urgent letter was sent to the imaginary command of the FSA (nyuk) for immediate help.  Enjoy.   Translation from the Arabic by your editor who is a Michigan Supreme Court Certified Translator:  “The…

February 13th, 2015 02:12 pm    136 comments

ZIONIST APARTHEID STATE COWERING WITH JORDAN AS SYRIAN ARMY AND ALLIES BLAST THEIR TERRORIST CANNIBALS IN SOUTH; THE TAKE FROM SYRPER

Lt. General Fahd Jaassim Al-Furayj, touring the Southern Front after both the Syrian Army and Hizbollah shattered Nusra fortifications killing over 300 rodents and forcing the rats to take cover behind Zionist lines in the Golan.  Many also rushed to Jordan for treatment at the hands of Jordanian quack doctors.     Brig. General, Rustum Ghazaala,…

February 11th, 2015 12:51 pm    133 comments

SYRIAN ARMY GENERAL STAFF COMMUNIQUE ANNOUNCING DECISIVE VICTORIES

The General Staff of the Syrian Armed Forces have formally announced ground-breaking victories in Damascus, Qunaytra and Der’ah.  These victories are not mere acquisition of acreage, but, instead, represent a qualitative, game-changing rout of the Alqaeda rodents infesting these areas.  The supply routes to which the vermin had become accustomed no longer exist.  The Pygmy…

January 19th, 2015 11:15 am    118 comments

DER’AH: 34 TERRORISTS DEAD IN AL-MUZAYREEB; HIZBOLLAH AND IRGC STALWARTS MURDERED BY ZIONIST HELICOPTERS IDENTIFIED

THE CITY:  The SAA is making significant inroads with the help of citizens here who have finally awakened to the reality that their entire movement was misguided or guided by nothing less than hatred of minorities.  They now know it was Robert Ford, the spook with the diplomatic cover, who initiated the mayhem in southern…

January 17th, 2015 09:31 am    97 comments

DAMASCUS: SMASHING ARMY OPERATION CATCHES TERRORISTS OFF GUARD; JAWBAR CAMPAIGN INTENSE

Daarayyaa:  In an operation that had been planned for days after MI received intelligence that the Nusra/Alqaeda terrorist organization was plotting to assault SAA positions around Al-Hajar Al-Aswad pouring through the Der’ah/Damascus Highway. But, the SAA struck first with lightning speed, overwhelming several headquarters and C&C centers while killing 48 rodent criminals funded by the…