November 25th, 2015 01:48 pm    74 comments

EXCLUSIVE TO SYRPER: ALQAEDA LEADER AL-JAWLAANI TARGET OF RUSSIAN AIRCRAFT SHOT DOWN BY ISLAMIST TERRORIST ERDOGHAN

Usaamaa Al-‘Absi Al-Waahidi, a/k/a “Abu Muhammad Al-Jawlaani”, the commander of Nusra/Alqaeda was in the Jabal Al-Turkmaan area when the ill-fated Su-24 was about to go in for the kill.   Let’s track the route of the Su-24 bomber which flew out of Humaymeem AB (a/k/a Baasil Al-Assad International Airport).  Based on Russian information supplied to…

September 13th, 2015 09:15 am    31 comments

“SOUTHERN STORM” DESTROYED BY SYRIAN ARMY 5TH DIVISION; RATS ADMIT TO SURRENDER AND DEFECTIONS

The group called “’Aasifat Al-Janoob” (trans. “Southern Storm”) has been annihilated – completely destroyed, its cadres surrendering to the Syrian Army or defecting to other criminal gangs.  This announcement did not come from the Syrian Army but from the group itself as enunciated by its spokesrat, Adham Al-Karraad.  The disaster was so complete, the organization…

August 13th, 2015 03:13 pm    62 comments

ALQAEDA GROUND INTO DUST BY SYRIAN ARMY IN DAMASCUS

DAMASCUS:  As the Saudi apes dream of a Zionist-controlled Near East without Dr. Assad or the Ba’ath, their stultifyingly moronic minions in Syria are taking a drubbing serious enough to make one wonder if their leaders are alive.   Daarayyaa:  After liberating 9 whole blocks and delousing every floor at the Jam’iyyaat Quarter, the Sports…

July 2nd, 2015 08:46 am    60 comments

ISIS MANGLED IN AL-HASAKA; AL-GHUWAYRAAN QUARTER FREED OF RATS;GENERAL AL-FURAYJ FLIES IN TO CONGRATULATE OUR FORCES

Note how the SAA always checks for explosive belts on rat carcasses.  Sometimes these terrorists feign death in order to attract soldiers to investigate only to detonate their explosive charges.   Soldiers have to be extremely cautious.  When the rat is clearly a foreigner, they will give him the coup de grace as a precaution.     …

June 26th, 2015 10:07 am    100 comments

DER’AH: A STUDY IN DISASTROUS AMERICAN FOLLY; TERRORISTS DYING IN THE HUNDREDS; SYRIAN AIR FORCE DEVASTATES RATS IN LATAKIA

Governor of Der’ah, Hon. Muhammad Khaalid Al-Hindoos, told the world the rats have neither entered Der’ah City nor have they blocked the International Highway linking Der’ah to Damascus.  The operation is a flop thanks to Jordanian imbeciles.   Over 50 separate groups of vermin are participating in the campaign to occupy Der’ah City.  Their orders…

June 25th, 2015 09:01 am    29 comments

AL-HASAKAH UNDER ATTACK;DER’AH TERRORIST ASSAULT FLOPS BIG TIME!!

AL-HASAKA:  Last night, the ISIS terrorist cannibals were able to penetrate the southwest quarters of Al-Nashwa/Rusaafa in Al-Hasakah City.   Once again, the tactic of choice was to have infantry behind a suicide truck which, in addition to blowing the driver into oblivion, opens a hole in the defenses.  In this case, the defenders were local…

June 19th, 2015 12:12 pm    69 comments

QUNAYTRA: ZIONIST THREATS PROVE RATS DEVASTATED BY SYRIAN ARMY; RATS DYING IN THE HUNDREDS

You all heard the news about Mileikowski (a/k/a Netanyahu) blustering about how he wants to protect the Druze from his own henchmen in the Alqaeda/Nusra criminal terrorist network after they allegedly took a position over a village with a largely Druze population on the Golan Heights.  This Polish/Lithuanian transplant had the audacity to offer protection…