November 18th, 2014 11:19 am    114 comments

SYRIAN ARMY ADVANCES IN STUNNING THRUST AT AL-DUMAYR

DAMASCUS:   ‘Irbeen:   A suburb northeast of Damascus.  A van with 4 skunks belonging to Al-Jabhat Al-Islamiyya was turned into a molten ball of fire.  The weapons and explosives aboard were ignited and lit the sky.  Only one rodent was identified: Muhsin Zibeeb   ‘Irbeen:  At the Al-Jawra Mosque, a flatbed carrying boxes of ammunition…

November 9th, 2014 12:52 pm    92 comments

MORE SAUDI HERETICS KILLED IN DAMASCUS AS SYRIAN ARMY GRINDS WAHHABISM INTO OBLIVION

Al-‘Aaliya Farms:  Zahraan ‘Alloosh is so desperate, he has begun ordering his rats to fight suicidal battles to hold territory.  In the area where he is hiding, the SAA assaulted a warehouse filled with weapons belonging to his soon-to-be-extinct rodent organization and killed these after they were ordered by cellphone to resist any surrender. The…

November 7th, 2014 09:32 am    39 comments

SUDANESE, LEBANESE TERRORISTS DIE IN DAMASCUS: 154 SURRENDER TO SYRIAN ARMY FOR AMNESTY

DAMASCUS:  154 former rat supporters and formerly armed terrorists surrendered to the SAA and security services yesterday.  Some of you might also find it comforting that 138 former rats surrendered also in Hama.  In all likelihood, the entire group will receive amnesty unless they can be fingered as prime agents of the terrorist organizations.  …

November 2nd, 2014 01:44 pm    73 comments

‘ALLOOSH’S FORTIFICATION IN DOUMAA FALLING APART AS SYRIAN ARMY RATTLES THE RATS

DAMASCUS:   Doumaa:  The progress is slow and deliberate.  However, we can confirm, based on messages received from our sources inside Damascus, that the last of Jaysh Al-Islam’s fortifications has collapsed into dust under the withering fire of SAA artillery. ‘Alloosh’s location has been pinpointed by SAA-MI.  He is living in a spider hole surrounded…

October 29th, 2014 02:10 pm    51 comments

SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES HAWSH AL-FAARRA AND SURROUNDS MAYDA’AA; FOREIGN RODENTS FROM U.K. AND AUSTRALIA DIE IN SYRIA

Hawsh Al-Faarra:  (It means Courtyard of the Female Mouse or the Courtyard of the Female Fugitive)  Whatever it means, the SAA has completely liberated this village as of 2 days ago.   Mayda’ah:  This important connecting link to the successful campaign to delouse the entire East Ghoutaa is under very tight artillery control as of…

October 19th, 2014 11:56 am    97 comments

JAWBAR FALLING TO SAA; ARMY REACHES ZAMALKAA BRIDGE; TERRORIST FORTIFICATIONS COLLAPSING; RATS IN FRENZIED WITHDRAWAL

Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=33.525869&lon=36.343374&z=15&m=b   We can report with absolute confidence that the Syrian Army plan to demolish the vast and complex network of tunnels inside Jawbar (tunnels were interconnected) has finally bore fruit.  The Syrian Army has advanced over 1 full mile in the northeastern area of Jawbar with a width of 1/2 mile stretching…