January 6th, 2015 09:38 am    102 comments

BA’ATH PARTY DEPUTY SECRETARY GENERAL OF REGIONAL COMMAND PREDICTS END OF TERRORISM IN SYRIA IN 2015; ADVANCES IN DAMASCUS AND IDLIB

DAMASCUS:  Deputy Secretary General of the Ba’ath Party’s Regional Command (القيادة القطرية) Hilaal Al-Hilaal predicted the end of all Takfiri terrorist groups in Syria by 2015 for the reason that what they stand for is “very distant from the culture of the Syrian people”.  His views are interestingly mirrored by Dubay’s Police General Dhaahi Khalfaan…

January 3rd, 2015 09:59 am    37 comments

ASSAULT ON JAWBAR AND BAYT JINN; HAND TO HAND COMBAT IN JAWBAR TUNNEL; DEAD RATS EVERYWHERE

DAMASCUS:   Jawbar: Terrorists thought they were smart when they demolished whole apartment buildings around their favorite tunnel, a tunnel that stretched 600 meters and had branches all of which were lit by electrical power with ventilation fans,  to boot.  They thought that by erasing these buildings it would make it harder for the SAA…

December 27th, 2014 11:28 am    85 comments

QUNAYTRA CAMPAIGN CATASTROPHE FOR ZIONIST TERRORISTS; ALQAEDA DIES IN BOTTLENECKS AT LEBANESE BORDER WITH SYRIA

QUNAYTRA (GOLAN):   Almasdarnews correctly described a new campaign by Nusra, now allied with the Zionist Creep Entity, and the Southern Front FSA led by the completely inept ‘Abdul-Ilaah Al-Basheer Al-Nu’aymi, to expand as much as possible in the Golan Heights.  The strategy is clear: The terrorists are doing dirty work for their Zionist masters. …

December 12th, 2014 01:02 pm    102 comments

HOMS TERRORISTS STRIKE OUT AND COLLAPSE HEADLONG INTO MANURE PILE; DAMASCUS SPELLS DEATH FOR WAHHABIST RODENTS

HOMS:   Al-Wa’er:  It won’t be long before the foreign rats start eating each other as winter tightens its grip around their throats.  Communications between Nusra savages and their Turk handlers are becoming increasingly monotonous with desperate demands for food and ammunition.  Yesterday, at the Al-Kharaab Dam and the Al-Kawaakibi Intersection which open up into…

December 6th, 2014 11:28 am    59 comments

JAWBAR’S TERRORISTS DROPPING LIKE FLIES; SAA LIBERATES MORE BLOCKS

DAMASCUS:   Jawbar:  The Syrian Army has now completed its takeover of all areas surrounding the Fourth Industrial School killing a large number of rodents belonging to Nusra, Jaysh Al-Umma and some from Jaysh Al-Islam.  A hundred-meter long tunnel was uncovered under the school which was used to transport terrorist rodents, equipment and other instrumentalities…

November 21st, 2014 08:06 am    194 comments

ISIS SMOTHERED IN DAMASCUS BY SYRIAN ARMY

DAMASCUS:   It was another bad hair day for Zahraan ‘Alloosh in Doumaa as the SAA continued to chip away at his defenses all the while reducing the number of rats upon whom he can rely for his final stand.   Tal Kurdi Farms in Doumaa:  The SAA killed 6 of his rats and added…