April 5th, 2015 12:55 pm    237 comments

SOUTHERN FRONT FLOPPING AS THE SYRIAN ARMY LIQUIDATES MORE RODENT LEADERS OF ALQAEDA; GENERAL AL-SHA’AAR IN IDLIB

DER’AH:   ‘Aqraba Village:  6 four-wheel pickups with 23mm cannons were disabled or destroyed by the SAA using Kornet and RPGs.  A truck was completely destroyed and 2 cars, carrying hyenas belonging to Nusra,  were incinerated after being targeted by our forces.  No names for the mostly foreign carcasses have been sent to me.  …

February 16th, 2015 03:16 pm    152 comments

SYRIAN ARMY DELIVERS CRUSHING BLOW TO JORDANIAN SAVAGES AT JAWBAR; DESTROYS BRIDGE AND TUNNELS; AMMAN IS NEXT!

Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=33.527949&lon=36.330521&z=17&m=b   DAMASCUS:  JAWBAR. At 5:00 a.m. Damascus time, the Syrian Army’s Special Forces managed to rig the Teachers Tower which overlooks the line between Jawbar, Al-‘Abbaasiyyeen Taxi Station and Al-Qaaboon Quarter, destroying it and killing over 9 rodents.  This tower has been mentioned each time the subject of Jawbar has been broached on…

February 6th, 2015 09:48 am    80 comments

‘ALLOOSH’S FIELD COMMANDERS DROP LIKE FLIES IN GHOUTAA

  DAMASCUS:  With the world lining up to restore relations with the Syrian government (Tunisia has announced that as a first priority of its new cabinet) and blood money being collected by now-penitent European terrorism supporters, it would seem as though the Syrian Army would want to sit back and gloat with that “I told…

January 31st, 2015 11:02 am    110 comments

DOUMAA FALLING TO THE SYRIAN ARMY; AL-MUREE’IYYA LIBERATED; DAYR EL-ZOR TERRORISTS TAKE THE TRIP TO HELL

DAMASCUS:  Threats, sticks and stones, name-calling, hot air, bloviation and drivel won’t change anything.  The SAA and SAAF, along with allies in the PDC, Ba’ath party militias and security services are hammering away at ‘Alloosh & Co. all along the fronts in Doumaa.  Poor ‘Alloosh.  Now that his best friend in Saudi Arabia has gone…

January 20th, 2015 02:58 pm    71 comments

4000 SYRIANS FROM E.GHOUTAA ESCAPE TO SAFETY OF SYRIAN GOV’T REFUGE CENTERS; HAMA: HUGE WAREHOUSE WITH TURK/SAUDI WEAPONS

  Doumaa:  The number of Syrian citizens freed from the Doumaa area is not over 4,000.  It appears the rodents inside have lost heart and appear ready to surrender.  Only ‘Alloosh awaits his doom.   Khaan Al-Shaykh:  More attacks by Nusra at well-defended checkpoints have failed miserably, as usual.   Hawsh Al-‘Abbaasiyya near Khaan Al-Shaykh: …

January 17th, 2015 09:31 am    97 comments

DAMASCUS: SMASHING ARMY OPERATION CATCHES TERRORISTS OFF GUARD; JAWBAR CAMPAIGN INTENSE

Daarayyaa:  In an operation that had been planned for days after MI received intelligence that the Nusra/Alqaeda terrorist organization was plotting to assault SAA positions around Al-Hajar Al-Aswad pouring through the Der’ah/Damascus Highway. But, the SAA struck first with lightning speed, overwhelming several headquarters and C&C centers while killing 48 rodent criminals funded by the…