June 12th, 2015 02:07 pm    159 comments

ALQAEDA SMASHED IN QALAMOON AS RAT CARCASSES PILE UP

DAMASCUS:  Horrible day if you are in the terrorism business.  The Syrian Army and its allies from HZB, SSNP, Ba’ath Party militia and the indomitable PDC brought the roof down on the terrorist murderers and cannibals – yesterday and today:   Zibdeen and Dayr Al-‘Asaafeer:  In a multipronged military action with SAA artillery pounding Alqaeda…

May 27th, 2015 08:47 am    250 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS SCORES IN HUGE TUNNEL EXPLOSION IN JAWBAR; GRAND MUFTI OF MALARKEY AND ALLOOSH’S DEPUTY SENT TO HELL BY SAA IN DOUMAA

DAMASCUS:    Jawbar:  Here’s one which is going to have all English pedophiles crying.  Yesterday, the Syrian Army Engineering Corps were informed about a tunnel close to 15 meters deep which was being dug by the rats of “Faylaq Al-Rahmaan” (yawn).  For days SAA-MI have been monitoring the progress and allowing the rodents to fill…

May 9th, 2015 08:31 am    38 comments

SYRIAN MILITARY ANNIHILATES TERRORISTS IN THE GHOUTA; RAT-STATS GALORE

DAMASCUS:  With the Syrian Army rolling over the American-supported nihilist rodents in both the Qalamoon and Al-Qunaytra, nothing could be worse for these infernal plague-carrying vermin than to have the legitimate Syrian government smash their ranks and fortifications in the East Ghoutaa, and, yet, that is what happened exactly.   Harastaa:  In the area of…

April 21st, 2015 12:16 pm    111 comments

SYRIAN ARMY DEMOLISHES OBAMA’S RODENTS IN DAMASCUS

DAMASCUS:   ‘Irbeen:  Spectacular operation against a group of rodents called “Liwaa` Al-Islaam” east of Water Station No. 1.  The rodents were caught literally with their pants down: Fawzi Al-‘Aseeri (MONKEY MOLESTER FROM THE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES) Al-Haadi Al-Dirbaazi (LIBYAN COCKROACH MERD) ‘Azeez Al-Sayyid Faarooq Bahsali Jihaad Qudhmaani Nu’maan Al-Moussa Jaabir Al-Saalihaani Ghiyaath Al-Talli Sadreddeen…

April 20th, 2015 12:45 pm    156 comments

DER’AH AND DAMASCUS SYRIAN ARMY WALLOPS NATO’S CANNIBALS; TOWNS LIBERATED; RAT SUPPLY LINES BLOCKED; HIGHWAYS BETWEEN PROVINCES SECURED

DER’AH:  The Ministry of Defense has announced the complete liberation of the following villages and towns: East Musayka, West Musayka, Rasm Al-Khawaabi, Ashnaan, Al-Dallaafa.  The towns of Maleehat Al-‘Atsh and Basr Al-Hareer are totally surrounded by the SAA and are expected to fall shortly.  What this means is the highway connecting Der’ah to Suwaydaa Province…

April 19th, 2015 09:23 am    53 comments

SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE MOURNS THE DEATH OF A WOMAN FIGHTING FOR SYRIA: SHE IS IMMORTALIZED IN PARADISE

Nadine Wannoos died fighting in Jawbar yesterday in operations conducted by the Republican Guard.  She is from the area of Jabla, specifically Ma’arreen,  a Christian village noted for its devotion to flag and country.   For those who don’t know Syria’s geography, Jabla is a sister city of Latakia now joined to it by the process…

April 10th, 2015 11:56 am    142 comments

PLO RAT LEADERS MUST RESIGN OR BE EXECUTED AS TRAITORS; DAMASCUS FRONT? UPBEAT ASSESSMENTS

Palesteezian leader of the PLO, Mahmoud ‘Abbaas, reacts blithely to a question by a citizen concerning how much money he’s stolen from the coffers of his counterfeit government.   No leader is as jaded as Mahmoud ‘Abbaas.  He clings to his post even though he knows his tenure has been marked by absolutely no achievements a…