October 15th, 2014 07:51 am    102 comments

ISIS SMASHED IN DAYR EL-ZOR; FAREWELL TO U.K. RODENT

DAYR EL-ZOR:  Syrian Perspective is delighted to announce the deaths of over 102 foreign rodents (no thanks to the U.S. and its “allies”) in Dayr El-Zor on Tuesday. Al-Rushdiyya Quarter:  SAA descended like “the wolf on the fold” as foreign heretics awaited their certain death: ‘Abdul-Lateef Bin-Yahyaa (LIBYAN SKUNK GLAND) Haamid Shakkoor Ghaazi Muhammad Ghadeer…

October 12th, 2014 11:48 am    85 comments

ALEPPO: SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES 10 TOWNS AND DELIVERS DEATH TO 196 RATS

ALEPPO:  SyrPer has learned that the Syrian army has just freed 10 towns from the grip of the repugnant heretics of the Nusra murderers.  The towns are: Bashkooy, Al-Muzara’ah, Umm Al-Jurn, Qaashoota, Al-Waawiyya, Al-Barzaaniyya, Rasm Al-Hilu, Deemaan, Rasm Al-Shaykh, Al-Husayniyya.  The Army also took back the water station and all defense-related areas.  196 dead rats…

October 9th, 2014 03:41 pm    85 comments

TURK RAT TERRORISTS COWER UNDER THE HEELS OF THE SYRIAN ARMY; 59 TERRORISTS DIE AT ABU HADEED

  HOMS:   Al-Wa’er:  The SAA no longer negotiates with these mostly foreign terrorists.  Yesterday, the SAA assaulted fortifications and demolished them in preparation for the major assault we expect to start in the next 14 days.   Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=34.774402&lon=36.652322&z=15&m=b   Al-Mushrifa:  An attempted infiltration by Nusra rats from Al-Sa’en in the direction of…

October 7th, 2014 11:41 am    49 comments

TERRORISTS CONVERGE FOR DEATH IN WAADI ‘AYN TURMAA; SYRIAN ARMY CRUSHES NUSRA IN IDLIB

DAMASCUS:  This just in.  Waadi ‘Ayn Turmaa is the locus of choice for all terrorists escaping the newly-liberated area of Al-Dukhkhaaniyya.  These groups are almost exclusively the hybrid terrorist organization made up of ‘Alloosh’s Jaysh Al-Islam and the Ittihaad Al-Islaami Li-Ajnaad Al-Shaam.  ‘Alloosh remains locked up in a spider hole in Al-‘Aaliya Farms awaiting certain…