September 19th, 2016 02:22 pm    403 comments

AMERICAN SUPPORTED TERRORISTS GO DOWN LIKE FLIES IN HAMA; THE SO-CALLED CEASE-FIRE IS OVER AND PUTIN IS ON FIRE! AMERICAN TERRORISTS EXECUTE 26 CITIZENS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO LEAVE INFESTED AREAS IN ALEPPO

HURRAY!  HOOOOOORAY! YIPPY-DEE-DOO DAH, YIPPY DEE YAY!  MY, OH MY, WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!  THE CEASE FIRE IS OVER AND OUR ARMY IS NOW FREE TO HUNT DOWN THE TERRORIST VERMIN BACKED BY THE SLIMY ENGLISH, ZIONISTS, SAUDIS AND THEIR AMERICAN LACKEYS.  IT ENDED LAST NIGHT AT 11:59 P.M. AND THE SYRIAN ARMY, ITS ALLIES…

September 11th, 2016 03:41 pm    312 comments

300 TERRORISTS SURRENDER TO SYRIAN ARMY IN MU’ADHDHAMIYYA; TERRORISTS ANNIHILATED IN HAMA

DAMASCUS:  These are not the 300 Spartans who fought off the Immortals commanded by Xerxes at the Battle of Thermopylae. (Pugnate magnis cum animis, Lacedaemonii hodie apud inferos fortasse cenabimus!)  They’ll be lucky just to dine.  No, they were disgruntled terrorist rodents in Mu’adhdhamiyya City who decided that their country had been destroyed enough and…

August 22nd, 2016 07:48 am    511 comments

ARTILLERY COLLEGE LIBERATED! SYRIAN AIR FORCE AND RUSSIA’S DRY UP TERRORIST SUPPLIES AS BRITISH MURDERERS HASTEN PREPS FOR THE FALL OF THEIR MALIGNANT RODENTS

Some of our astute readers might have noticed that, during the last 2 months of combat, the Syrian Air Force and its Russian sister have been particularly keen on striking terrorist infrastructure and logistics.   While this might seem obvious to anyone with military know-how, it is still a relatively new phenomenon in this war.  What…

August 14th, 2016 01:48 pm    165 comments

SYRIAN ARMY AND ALLIES ADVANCE AGAINST TERRORIST BUTCHERS; IDLIB BOMBARDED INTO STONE AGE BY AIR FORCE

ALEPPO:  To show you how deranged and deluded the terrorist rodents are, they just finished a campaign of “culling the herd” during a paroxysm of horror only seen in areas under the control of ISIS.  We can confirm that Nusra, by order of Abu Muhammad Al-Jawlaani (real name: Usaamaa Al-‘Absi Al-Waahidi), executed 49 members of…

August 13th, 2016 10:11 am    285 comments

STUNNING REVERSALS FOR TERRORIST RODENTS IN ALEPPO; FAYLAQ AL-SHAAM REDUCED TO POWDER IN LATAKIA–NO LONGER EXISTS! 7000 TERRORIST LEMMINGS MASSING SOUTH OF ALEPPO

ALEPPO:  As this war for the second grand prize unfolds, it becomes eminently clear who will be triumphant.  One of the indicators of terrorist failure is the plangent litany of lies emanating from the world’s least respected mainstream media outlets – the ones controlled by Zionism or its ugly sister, Arabianism/Wahhabism.  These media outlets vie…

July 3rd, 2016 03:23 pm    157 comments

U.S. ALQAEDA TERRORISTS CAPTURE AMERICAN LOUSE LEADER OF JAYSH AL-TAHREER IN IDLIB; NUSRA FORTIFICATIONS PULVERIZED IN N. ALEPPO; TIGER FORCES KILL 51 RODENTS; VILLAGES LIBERATED IN HOMS; NEW GOVERNMENT INSTALLED IN DAMASCUS

IDLIB:  Just when you thought it was safe to frolic in the neighborhood, you get bit hard in the buttocks.  And so the life and times of one, Muhammad Al–Ghaabi, the leader of the American-created neo-nonsensical troupe of imbeciles, the Jaysh Al-Tahreer (Liberation Army),  was captured yesterday by Alqaeda at Kafr Nubbul in Idlib Province…