February 29th, 2012 02:37 pm    Comments Off on WORLD MEDIA NOW AGREES HOMS QUARTER TO FALL TO SYRIAN ARMY;

WORLD MEDIA NOW AGREES HOMS QUARTER TO FALL TO SYRIAN ARMY;

February 29, 2012 – FIRST POST – Leap year extra day.  Don’t assume the universe has bequeathed you another 24 hours of life.  THE BBC, always ready to fabricate and disseminate information deleterious to the Syrian government, has reported that the Syrian Army is on the verge of routing the “rebels” (read: islamist terrorists) in…

February 22nd, 2012 06:52 pm    Comments Off on HOMS HAS BEEN LIBERATED!!!

HOMS HAS BEEN LIBERATED!!!

February 22, 2012 – Homs has been liberated completely by Syrian ground forces yesterday. If any of my readers hear anything different, it’s a lie.  I just received conclusive confirmation from my brother-in-law in Latakia whose nephew is in Homs with the 4th Division.  He is in the Baba Amr Quarter.  Syrian forces killed over 200…

February 6th, 2012 03:30 pm    Comments Off on CELEBRATION AND THE GREEN LIGHT FOR THE ASSAULT ON HOMS;

CELEBRATION AND THE GREEN LIGHT FOR THE ASSAULT ON HOMS;

February 6, 2012 – I needn’t tell you about the celebratory atmosphere here in Dearborn subsequent to the news that Russia and China vetoed the so-called Arab League “plan”.  With this came the call from Renee indicating that Syrian armed forces began the much-awaited assault on Khaldieh and Baba Amr in Homs.  We keep hearing about people…

December 15th, 2011 07:50 pm    Comments Off on HOMS AT PEACE TODAY; ARAB LEAGUE SURPRISES;

HOMS AT PEACE TODAY; ARAB LEAGUE SURPRISES;

THIRD POST – December 15, 2011- My sister-in-law spoke to my good friend, George, today who says his sister in Homs is just fine.  There’s some commotion around the Khaldiyya quarter of the city but business is going as usual despite the pathetic lying of Rami Abdel-Rahman, Tony Blair Liar’s Award laureate.  Fighting in and around…

November 20th, 2011 04:42 pm    Comments Off on SYRIAN ARMY CONFIRMED MASSING ON TURKISH BORDER; SYRIAN EXILE TRAITORS AND VIRULENT JIHADISTS SEND $26,000.00 TO HELP SYRIAN TERRORISTS; HOMS TRANQUIL AND TERRORIST FREE; ALGERIA UNCOMFORTABLE WITH SUSPENDING SYRIA;

SYRIAN ARMY CONFIRMED MASSING ON TURKISH BORDER; SYRIAN EXILE TRAITORS AND VIRULENT JIHADISTS SEND $26,000.00 TO HELP SYRIAN TERRORISTS; HOMS TRANQUIL AND TERRORIST FREE; ALGERIA UNCOMFORTABLE WITH SUSPENDING SYRIA;

Third Post – November 20, 2011 – The news is coming in fast and furious.  Lt. General Dawood Rajiha has ordered thousands of Syrian soldiers from Syria’s Fourth Army Group deployed on the Turkish border.  This Army Group is relatively recent in formation and contains the usual Russian-sized three fully mechanized divisions.  With the Russian fleet descending…

November 7th, 2011 12:13 pm    11 comments

GENEOLOGY OF PRINCE PUDGY OF CATARRH; SYRIAN SECURITY SURROUNDS DESERTERS IN HOMS AND DISPATCHES FOUR; NABIL AL-ARABI OF THE SCARAB LEAGUE WARNS OF CATATROPHE;

November 7, 2011 – Another Monday.  Many of you are writing to me asking about the various names for the Gutteri prince and his brace of incestuous spawn.  It is only fair that you know everything in order to discuss the tubby tyrant with intelligence and refinement.  After all, isn’t that why you all read my…

October 18th, 2011 07:44 pm    Comments Off on SYRIA MOVES INTO HOMS WITH A WILL TO CRUSH FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC SNAKES;

SYRIA MOVES INTO HOMS WITH A WILL TO CRUSH FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC SNAKES;

October 18, 2011 – I have to send this to the BBC:  My wife just spoke to Sumayya in Fayrooza, a small town outside Homs, who said that Syria is now sending in special forces to deal with dug-in savages who appear to be “end-of-days” fanatics.  Homs has already sent emissaries to the president asking him to put an…

September 9th, 2011 03:07 pm    1 comment

SYRIAN ARMY GRADUATES NEW CLASS OF ENGINEERS WITH POMP AND DISCIPLINE; MILITARY DESERTERS KILLED IN HOMS; SAUDI ROYAL FAMILY SUFFERING FROM EPIDEMIC OF STD

September 10, 2011 – I watched on Syrian TV yesterday Lt. Gen. Dawood Rajiha, Chief of the Syrian General Staff, address the new graduating class of military engineers from the Assad Military Academy in Aleppo.  The class was all spit-and-polish with a ceremony that was solemn and serious.  I remember when the Syrian army used to march in…