October 15th, 2014 12:48 pm    69 comments

SYRIAN ARMY VANQUISHES SAUDI RATS IN JAWBAR

DAMASCUS: Jawbar:  It could be announced any moment.  The SAA is primarily involved in cleaning up over-ground and underground in this once-infested town.  An attempt by remnant rodents to re-infiltrate in the direction of the Soap Factory and slaughterhouses was repelled with substantial losses to the mostly foreign rodents of Nusra.  The rats used another…

October 6th, 2014 10:31 am    97 comments

SYRIAN ARMY DEFEATS FOREIGN RODENTS IN GHOUTA AS SYRIAN CITIZENS RETURN TO ADRAA HOMES

DAMASCUS: (Photo: Alalam) In the thousands, Syrian citizens are pouring back into ‘Adraa Town and ‘Adraa Workers’ Residencies after the SAA signaled complete clean-up of IEDs and mines from the area.  According to Monzer in Damascus, the SAA dismantled over 1,200 IEDs and mines including booby-trapped cars and homes.  New technology enabled the SAA to…

July 6th, 2014 12:16 pm    23 comments

TERRORISTS FIGHT FOR THEIR LIVES IN DAMASCUS

Harastaa: At the Salaahuddeen Mosque and the Secondary School Roundabout, a van with weapons and ammunition was halted by alert police who called in help from NDF.  Once the van was surrounded and the passengers had not hope of escape, they were offered the chance to surrender. According to Monzer, 1 terrorist shouted out that…

June 29th, 2014 12:54 pm    7 comments

NUSRA COLLAPSING IN DAMASCUS; TERRORISTS FLAIL AT BREWERY AND LIQUOR FACTORY

  Saqba Village:  10 Nusra terrorists killed and 23 wounded in an SAA assault at night catching the mercenaries sleeping.  A 23mm machine gun was seized and a large cache of weapons delivered to the NDF for killing Saudis: Hassan Al-Hindaawi Mufeed Barhoom Kifaah Sultaani Nizaar ‘Adlooni Hassan Al-Safsafi The rest were foreigners carrying fraudulent…

May 25th, 2014 07:15 am    15 comments

DAMASCUS ABLAZE WITH SAA TRIUMPHS EVERYWHERE

    Al-Maleeha’s few remaining foreign terrorists are in a tough place.  They have no hope of receiving supplies and they are starving to death.  No problem.  There were 4 identifiable groups inside Al-Maleeha which got their proverbial buttocks kicked all the way to perdition: Liwaa` Ummahaat Al-Mu`mineen (The Mothers of the Faithful Brigade, yawn)…

May 15th, 2014 01:52 pm    38 comments

EAST GHOUTA DELOUSING ALMOST COMPLETE; HUGE LOSSES TO TERRORISTS AT CENTRAL PRISON IN ALEPPO

  Al-Maleeha: Near the Tamiko Pharmaceutical Complex, the SAA killed these: “Abu Zubayr” (JORDANIAN HYENA HICCUP. Id pending) Mahroos Al-Zabadaani ‘Alaa` Arsheed Another 3 could not be identified.   Dayr Al-‘Asaafeer: These were killed here in an on-going operation: Zuhayr Furayha Mustafaa Ahmad   ‘Al-‘Aaliya Farms: In Doumaa.  SAA kiled these vultures: Yazeed Hamaada Muhammad…