January 3rd, 2015 09:59 am    37 comments

ASSAULT ON JAWBAR AND BAYT JINN; HAND TO HAND COMBAT IN JAWBAR TUNNEL; DEAD RATS EVERYWHERE

DAMASCUS:   Jawbar: Terrorists thought they were smart when they demolished whole apartment buildings around their favorite tunnel, a tunnel that stretched 600 meters and had branches all of which were lit by electrical power with ventilation fans,  to boot.  They thought that by erasing these buildings it would make it harder for the SAA…

December 1st, 2014 11:22 am    6 comments

DAMASCUS: NOOSE TIGHTENS AROUND ‘ALLOOSH’S NECK

  DAMASCUS: Doumaa: Cringing in his suped up spider hole somewhere in ‘Aaliya Farms, Zahraan ‘Alloosh or “Commander Withdrawal”, as he is known unaffectionately by his fellow rats,  must be thinking about the afterlife.  There is a unit of the Military Intelligence Directorate which is tasked with both pursuing him and putting a bullet neatly…

November 27th, 2014 08:25 am    30 comments

DAMASCUS: 55 ‘ALLOOSH RODENTS KILLED FLEEING MAYDA’A; TERRORISTS CRUSHED IN BAALAA

DAMASCUS: Baalaa:  This village is in the Al-Nishaabiyya Farms area.  Yesterday, the SAA advanced 2 kms inside this formerly Nusra enclave and killed 7 of the 30+ rodents inside.  Monzer reports over 10 taken prisoner.  Weapons and ammunition smuggled in from Jordan were seized for use by our NDF in killing Wahhabists. Muhammad Jameel Sittu…

November 18th, 2014 11:19 am    114 comments

SYRIAN ARMY ADVANCES IN STUNNING THRUST AT AL-DUMAYR

DAMASCUS:   ‘Irbeen:   A suburb northeast of Damascus.  A van with 4 skunks belonging to Al-Jabhat Al-Islamiyya was turned into a molten ball of fire.  The weapons and explosives aboard were ignited and lit the sky.  Only one rodent was identified: Muhsin Zibeeb   ‘Irbeen:  At the Al-Jawra Mosque, a flatbed carrying boxes of ammunition…

November 2nd, 2014 01:44 pm    73 comments

‘ALLOOSH’S FORTIFICATION IN DOUMAA FALLING APART AS SYRIAN ARMY RATTLES THE RATS

DAMASCUS:   Doumaa:  The progress is slow and deliberate.  However, we can confirm, based on messages received from our sources inside Damascus, that the last of Jaysh Al-Islam’s fortifications has collapsed into dust under the withering fire of SAA artillery. ‘Alloosh’s location has been pinpointed by SAA-MI.  He is living in a spider hole surrounded…

October 29th, 2014 02:10 pm    51 comments

SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES HAWSH AL-FAARRA AND SURROUNDS MAYDA’AA; FOREIGN RODENTS FROM U.K. AND AUSTRALIA DIE IN SYRIA

Hawsh Al-Faarra:  (It means Courtyard of the Female Mouse or the Courtyard of the Female Fugitive)  Whatever it means, the SAA has completely liberated this village as of 2 days ago.   Mayda’ah:  This important connecting link to the successful campaign to delouse the entire East Ghoutaa is under very tight artillery control as of…