October 27th, 2015 10:15 am    270 comments

ALEPPO: PARATROOPERS THROTTLE TERRORISTS AT KHANAASSER; SYRIAN ARMY CLEARS DAMASCUS-HOMS HIGHWAY; THE END OF OBAMA’S WAR CRIMES IS NIGH

ALEPPO:  It is confirmed as of yesterday, at 4:00 p.m., the Syrian Army’s paratrooper units dropped by helicopters assaulted the positions of ISIS between Atharyaa and Khanaassir and killed 69 terrorist rats as the Russian Air Force and the SAAF continued dense cover for the soldiers and their allies in the PDC.  All routes out…

September 30th, 2015 11:37 am    463 comments

SYRIAN ARMY ROLLS OVER OBAMA’S DREAMS IN ALEPPO AND DAMASCUS; RUSSIA INCREASING ITS PRESENCE; ‘ALLOOSH CRUSHED

This is one of 6 Sukhoi 34 “Fullback” bomber-interceptors deployed to Syria.  As of today, there are 28 new combat jets flying out of Latakia with many more to come.   It was flown along with 5 others just like it into the Baasil Al-Assad International Airport the day before yesterday.  This wing of bombers…

September 13th, 2015 10:38 am    200 comments

SYRIAN INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES BREAK THE TERRORIST WEB; HUNDREDS OF RODENTS DIE IN DAMASCUS

DAMASCUS:  It’s an open secret.  The Syrian Intelligence Services have cracked the code which links the terrorist leaders enabling the military to strike them at will whenever they conduct their terroristic affairs.  Whether it’s a meeting of highly placed leaders, a tete-a-tete, a conversation over cell phones or, even, a pot luck lunch after midday…

August 29th, 2015 08:54 am    438 comments

ISIS LOSES ELECTRONIC RAT WIZ; TRUCE FALLS APART IN AL-ZABADAANI; RATS COLLECT RODENT ORGANS IN TURKEY

AL-RAQQA:  All rats, no matter how much talent they might have, are going to die in Syria.  This is exactly what happened to the degenerate monster and heretic seen in the picture herein-above.  He was Junayd Hussayn (a/k/a “Abu Hussayn Al-Bareetaani”), a U.K. citizen (natch) of Pakistani origin.  He was reportedly killed in an American…

August 19th, 2015 09:19 am    26 comments

LATAKIA: 8 ALQAEDA VERMIN KILLED IN KINSIBBA; 60+ TERRORISTS KILLED IN ‘IRBEEN BY SAAF; AL-ZABADAANI WITH NO RATS LEFT TO FIGHT

LATAKIA:    Kinsibba Town:  Confirmed 8 rodents killed (all foreign) after a bone-chilling assault by Syrian Armed Forces backed by PDC.  Of the 8 foreign rodents, 3 were confirmed Libyans, one, Abu Mus’ab Al-Tunisi was TUNISIAN and the rest had invalid identification.  However, the literature inside their pockets indicated origins in Chechnya and Turkey.  …

August 13th, 2015 03:13 pm    62 comments

ALQAEDA GROUND INTO DUST BY SYRIAN ARMY IN DAMASCUS

DAMASCUS:  As the Saudi apes dream of a Zionist-controlled Near East without Dr. Assad or the Ba’ath, their stultifyingly moronic minions in Syria are taking a drubbing serious enough to make one wonder if their leaders are alive.   Daarayyaa:  After liberating 9 whole blocks and delousing every floor at the Jam’iyyaat Quarter, the Sports…

August 5th, 2015 09:06 am    196 comments

ANNIHILATED IN DAMASCUS: SYRIAN ARMY GRINDS ‘ALLOOSH AND HIS GANG INTO THE MANURE PILE

  DAMASCUS:  ‘Alloosh is almost finished.  His claims to having 1000 rockets to fire at innocent Damascene civilians has proven to be a chimera.  His ranks are dwindling because of defections, surrenders and deaths.  His efforts to negotiate a way out of Douma’s toxic environment have proven to be out of touch with reality.  No.…

July 10th, 2015 11:13 am    20 comments

300 BLIND MICE; SEE HOW THEY RUN; SAA AND HZB CUT OFF THEIR TAILS WITH A CARVING KNIFE

  DAMASCUS:  Have you ever seen such a beautiful sight as three hundred blind mice?  That’s what’s left of the pockets of rodents inside Al-Zabadaani.  And, they are all foreigners determined to die in order to achieve their life-long dream of a Paradise where they are promised 72 Virginians by their own favorite deity, Mephistopheles…