August 20th, 2016 12:09 pm    276 comments

TERRORIST NUMBERS DRYING UP IN ALEPPO AS SYRIAN ARMY KILLS OVER 60; SYRIAN ARMY SLASHES RODENTS IN HAMA; MAJOR ADVANCE IN DAARAYYAA; SNAFU AT IDLIB CROSSING

ALEPPO:  With the Syrian and Russian air forces stepping up aerial sorties targeting moving convoys of weapons and rodents from both Idlib Province and Reyhanli in Turk-Occupied Syria, the expeditionary force which first assaulted the southern parts of the city at Al-Raamoosa and the military colleges finds itself at a loss to explain how it…

July 25th, 2016 10:00 am    166 comments

OBAMA’S HEROES BURN FAMILY ALIVE TRYING TO ESCAPE KIRKUK! SYRIAN ARMY CONTINUES ITS ONSLAUGHT IN DER’AH AS ARMY EVAPORATES TERRORISTS IN HAMA; TERRORIST DEFENSES COLLAPSING IN ALEPPO

This is Obama’s, Robert Ford’s, Hillary Clinton’s and David Cameron’s most beautiful dream: watching Iraqi civilians being burned alive as sacrifice to the glory of Obama’s  Oreo Cookie God.  This family, a father, mother and 2 year old girl, were placed in a cage, just like that Jordanian pilot (Mu’aadh Al-Kassaasiba) who was shot down…

July 23rd, 2016 11:07 am    167 comments

RODENT SAUDIS MEET ZIONIST RODENT POLISH COUSINS IN OCCUPIED PALESTINE; ARE THERE ANY REAL PALESTINIANS LEFT? ISIS AMBUSHED IN HAMA; SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES NEW AREAS IN DAMASCUS

He has asked for a warrant for his execution.  He will get it from the people of Palestine if they still have any honor left.  This Saudi rodent and child molester is formally seeking ties with history’s most illegitimate political abomination.  Their Russian and Polish DNA tells the whole story.  In fact, ‘Ishqi can be…

July 21st, 2016 10:03 am    324 comments

DAARAYYAA’S TERRORISTS BESEECH FRANCE TO INTERFERE; SYRIAN ARMY CONTINUES LIBERATION OF WHOLE BLOCKS IN LAYRAMOON, ALEPPO

DAMASCUS:  The necktie is tightening around their necks.  But this cravat is a bit different.  It feels like it’s made from hemp and it has a certain itch unlike any other kind of rope.  And it’s inching toward the jugular, the vena cava and seemingly intent on crushing the Adam’s apple.  Such sartorial metaphors immediately…

July 19th, 2016 01:33 pm    269 comments

13 YEAR OLD PALESTINIAN BOY BEHEADED BY OBAMA’S MODERATE TERRORISTS! SYRIAN DM REVIEWS TROOPS AHEAD OF THE PUSH TO EXTERMINATE THE COCKROACHES OF THE SOUTH; MASSIVE STRIKE ON TERRORISTS IN HAMA WITH ADVANCED SS-21 MISSILE

NOTE TO READERS: DON’T FORGET TO SCROLL DOWN TO READ CANTHAMA’S FIRST POST TODAY HANDARAAT CAMP IN ALEPPO:  Palestinians aren’t worth a plug nickel either in Palestine or among the cockroaches supported by the half-breed ape, Obama.  Here is photo of a Harakat Nooreddeen Al-Zangi terrorist after he proudly decapitated a little 13 year old…

June 26th, 2016 09:52 am    175 comments

SYRIAN ARMY OPENS 5 FRONTS TO LIBERATE ALEPPO; TERRORIST CANNIBALS REELING AND BEGGING FOR HELP; ARMY STRANGLES ALQAEDA IN HAMA; LIBERATES AL-RAMLIYYA!

ALEPPO:  Big news breaking today.  The assault about which I wrote yesterday has started in earnest this morning, Damascus time, and involves 5 separate fronts most of which are concentrated on encircling all fortifications and positions of Alqaeda and its affiliates at the Castillo Highway – the terrorist lifeblood artery which the rodents cannot lose…

June 23rd, 2016 12:13 pm    171 comments

JORDANIAN HALF-BREED PYGMY KING OF JORDAN GETS HANDS BURNED BY JORDANIAN TRUCKS! ISIS AND ALQAEDA SUFFER MASSIVE SETBACKS ON ALL FRONTS; AJNAAD AL-SHAAM JACKAL ROASTED IN ALEPPO

JORDAN:  You can’t imagine our delight at finding out that the attack two days ago on a Jordanian border police was carried out by a group of suicide truck drivers driving trucks donated by the generous imbecile in Amman to the terrorist organizations he supports in Syria.  Isn’t that a scream? According to Jordanian media,…