September 26th, 2016 02:14 pm    284 comments

JAYSH AL-FATH UP IN FLAMES IN HANDARAAT AS SAA PRESSES FORWARD ACROSS SHAAHER JUNCTION! HUNDREDS OF SAA REINFORCEMENTS ARRIVE TO SUPPORT LIBERATION OF ALL ALEPPO; HAMA SEES ANNIHILATION OF MUHAYSINI

ALEPPO:  The Syrian Army lost its newly-regained positions on Saturday after the Jaysh Al-Fath, the Saudi-financed group of pedophiles and cannibals supported by the United States and NATO, managed to mount a ferocious attack prompting Syrian officers to withdraw to eastern positions in Handaraat.  Now that the situation has solidified into identifiable and fixed mappings…

September 24th, 2016 01:09 pm    368 comments

HANDARAAT CAMP LIBERATED BY SAA AND PALESTINIANS FORCES ALLIED TO GOVERNMENT; 600 RODENTS SURRENDER AND BECOME HUMAN IN SUWAYDAA`; TERRORISTS’ DEFENSIVE LINES COLLAPSE IN ALEPPO CITY, IMPORTANT GAINS IN EAST GHOUTA, BY CANTHAMA

HANDARAAT CAMP:  As of today, Saturday, September 24, 2016, the Palestinian Refugee Camp at Handaraat has been liberated by a combined force of the Syrian Army and allies in Liwaa` Al-Quds, HZB and SSNP.  The Palestinian group, Liwaa` Al-Quds, spearheaded the assault across the Al-Shaaher intersection and the industrial zone to encircle scores of rodents,…

September 19th, 2016 02:22 pm    403 comments

AMERICAN SUPPORTED TERRORISTS GO DOWN LIKE FLIES IN HAMA; THE SO-CALLED CEASE-FIRE IS OVER AND PUTIN IS ON FIRE! AMERICAN TERRORISTS EXECUTE 26 CITIZENS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO LEAVE INFESTED AREAS IN ALEPPO

HURRAY!  HOOOOOORAY! YIPPY-DEE-DOO DAH, YIPPY DEE YAY!  MY, OH MY, WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!  THE CEASE FIRE IS OVER AND OUR ARMY IS NOW FREE TO HUNT DOWN THE TERRORIST VERMIN BACKED BY THE SLIMY ENGLISH, ZIONISTS, SAUDIS AND THEIR AMERICAN LACKEYS.  IT ENDED LAST NIGHT AT 11:59 P.M. AND THE SYRIAN ARMY, ITS ALLIES…

September 16th, 2016 09:15 am    262 comments

RATS LEAVE 55 CARCASSES IN FAILED ATTACK ON SYRIAN ARMY IN HAMA; SYRIAN ARMY SMASHES RODENTS IN DAMASCUS

HAMA:  As I have been saying, the terrorist groups have lost too many of their battle-hardened field commanders, leaving such leadership in the hands of fanatical imbeciles commanded by the simian Saudis.  And so we have the deplorable events of yesterday when a band of rodents belonging to Nusra/Alqaeda attempted to overtake SAA positions at…

September 8th, 2016 12:43 pm    153 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS OVER ENGLISH-SUPPORTED 150 TERRORIST RODENTS IN HAMA THOUSANDS FLEE THE FINAL BATTLE; SYRIAN ARMY OVERWHELMS RATS IN AL-RAAMOOSA

HAMA:  We have confirmed the death of notorious thief, child molester and Anglophile degenerate, Naayif Abu-Ahmad, in a battle in Kawkab Village during an attempt by Nusra/Alqaeda to control the lives of these innocent rural folk which took place on September 4, 2016.  The attack was foiled by a combination of SAA infantrymen and PDC…

September 5th, 2016 02:02 pm    506 comments

ALEPPO: PATHWAY INTO EAST ALEPPO SEALED AS SAA CONQUERS ALL MILITARY ACADEMIES; OBAMA AND ERDOGHAN BITING BOTH THEIR NOSES; ASSAD TRIUMPHANT EVERYWHERE

ALEPPO:  This is the bad Saudi dream.  Always hoping for a glimpse of sunshine in an otherwise darkened and hostile world, the apes of Saudi Arabia have to feast their eyes today on a shattered army of repugnant foreign mercenaries as they shuffle their feet to the tune of “It’s a long way to Tipperary.” …

August 22nd, 2016 07:48 am    511 comments

ARTILLERY COLLEGE LIBERATED! SYRIAN AIR FORCE AND RUSSIA’S DRY UP TERRORIST SUPPLIES AS BRITISH MURDERERS HASTEN PREPS FOR THE FALL OF THEIR MALIGNANT RODENTS

Some of our astute readers might have noticed that, during the last 2 months of combat, the Syrian Air Force and its Russian sister have been particularly keen on striking terrorist infrastructure and logistics.   While this might seem obvious to anyone with military know-how, it is still a relatively new phenomenon in this war.  What…