August 8th, 2013 01:42 pm    137 comments

SYRIAN ARMY CLEANS UP IN IDLIB AND DELIVERS LETHAL BLOWS IN JISR AL-SHUGHOOR; FSA SPLINTER GROUP SECEDES

Thanks, Igor.  IDLIB: SyrPer can confirm that an armed branch of the Fake Syrian Army (FSA) has declared its secession from the imaginary “umbrella” command structure led by war criminal, deserter and child molester, Saleem Idrees.The group, calling itself the “Dir’ Al-Jabal Brigade”, (Shield of the Mountain) announced its departure from the rat fold two…

July 19th, 2013 07:09 pm    57 comments

FIRST POST – JULY 19, 2013 – DER’AH SCENE OF DEVASTATION FOR FSA AND ISLAMISTS; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

DER’AH: Dayr ‘Adas and Kanaaker Roadway:  SAA came upon a well-stocked nest of rodents and killed all denizens and seized all equipment. Forged travel and identification papersSaudi Rials and American dollarsDrugs and stolen medical equipment Dead rats included these: Zuhayr Ahmad Al-SaalihaaniYaaser Muhammad ‘AlawiyyaMuhammad ‘Abdul-Razzaaq Ghunaym DAMASCUS:  Al-Qaaboon:  6 rodents were cornered at the Nizaar…

July 12th, 2013 03:34 pm    39 comments

FIRST POST – JULY 12, 2013 – GERMANY CONVINCED RATS HAVE NO CHANCE; MASSIVE DEFEAT FOR FSA AND J.N IN DER’AH; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

  GERHARD SCHINDLER OF THE BUNDESNACHRICTENDIENSTES (BND), GERMANY’S CIA, GOT IS RIGHT WHEN HE INFORMED HIS PRINCIPALS THAT THE SYRIAN ARMY WAS GOING TO BLAST THE ENEMY OFF THE ENTIRE VOLCANIC SOUTH IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.  SYRIA AND GERMANY ARE NOW ON THE SAME PAGE.  Gerhard Schindler’s visit to Syria in May of…

May 28th, 2013 07:27 pm    14 comments

FIRST POST – MAY 28,2013 – FSA MASSACRES CHRISTIAN VILLAGERS AT DUWAINA; RETALIATION FOR STUNNING DEFEAT AT AL-QUSAYR; HUGE EXPLOSIONIN BARZA PUTS AN END TO FSA HOPES IN DAMASCUS;SAA ON THE MARCH EVERYWHERE; RAT-STATS

  IDLIB: While the action roars in Al-Qusayr, nobody is paying attention to this extremely important front against Erdoghan’s rodents.   And it’s going real well. ‘Ain Al-Qassab:  An effort by Rat Group A to meet up with Rat Group B was a mess as SAA surrounded both and killed 18 with 4 warblers taken…

May 18th, 2013 06:37 pm    14 comments

SECOND POST – MAY 18, 2013 – NATO THROWS IN THE TOWEL; FSA OUT OF TROOPS AND OUT OF AMMO; QATAR’S SAVAGES ON THE RUN; GLOBAL PROPAGANDA AND NEWS; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

LATAKIA SCENE OF RABELAISIAN DISASTER FOR TURKEY’S JABHAT AL-NUSRA YESTERDAY AS SAA AND MILITIA EXTERMINATE RATS Northern Latakia Province, close to Turkish-Occupied Hatay, was the scene of mass carnage as the SAA and militia carved the hearts out of the stinking rodents of the Jabhat Al-Nusra. Al-Murayj:  A J.N. unit made up of 6 foreigners…

May 10th, 2013 07:43 pm    19 comments

FIRST POST – MAY 10, 2013 – FSA DESTROYED BY SYRIAN ARMY; AMERICA WITH NO OPTIONS; NEWS AND HOT AIR FROM WESTERN MEDIA; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

DAMASCUS:  IT’S NOW A SHORT TIME TO “OPERATION BIG FLUSH”.  THE SAA AND MILITIA DELIVER STAGGERING BLOWS TO THE NATO TERRORISTS. Al-Hujjayra:  On Faayez Mansoor St., both Monzer and SANA report that an entire unit of rodents belonging  to the “Monotheism Brigades” (Liwaa’ Al-Tawheed) was exterminated to a rat.  Here are the names: Naayef Al-Ghadhbaan.…

May 9th, 2013 03:36 pm    29 comments

FIRST POST – MAY 9, 2013 – OVER 1000 RATS KILLED AT KHIRBAT GHAZAALA NEAR DER’AH; SYRIAN ARMY DRIVES FSA INTO HIDING; AL-QAEDA REELS FROM DEVASTATING BLOWS, ONE AFTER ANOTHER

DER’AH:  REPORTS CONFLICT REGARDING THE MILITARY DISASTER THAT BEFELL THE JABHAT AL-NUSRA AND FSA IN KHIRBAT GHAZAALA.  For the last 8 days, the SAA, supported by militia and NDF, hammered at the rodents in this small town giving on to the roadway to Jordan.  Finally, as of the day before yesterday,  the rats were ordered…

May 4th, 2013 07:19 pm    33 comments

SECOND POST – MAY 4, 2013 – MASSIVE ROUT BY SYRIAN ARMY OF FSA AND NATO’S TERRORISTS IN DAMASCUS; RAT-STATS GALORE; NEWS AND MALARKEY FROM AROUND THE WORLD; WILE E. COYOTE COMPENDIUM

DAMASCUS:  JABHAT-AL-NUSRA ROUTED IN DEMONSTRATION THAT THE GOD OF THE SYRIAN PEOPLE IS GREATER THAN THE GOD OF TERRORIST RODENTS!!!  THERE IS NOTHING LEFT OF THE FSA IN THE DAMASCUS AREA!! Syrian Perspective states with full confidence that the last rat-holes operated by the terrorists in Dayr Al-‘Asaafeer have been completely annihilated by the SAA…