May 3rd, 2015 10:38 am    73 comments

MAYDA’AH LIBERATED! SYRIAN ARMY CONTINUES BLASTING AT AMERICAN-SUPPORTED CANNIBALS

DAMASCUS: Mayda’ah:  We told you on numerous occasions that ‘Alloosh is a dead man.  Yesterday, that prediction came closer to reality with the Syrian Army’s stunning assault on Jaysh Al-Islam rat fortifications at this village conveniently located between Doumaa and Al-Dhumayr.  The entire artery which used to supply both areas, going in each direction,  has…

April 21st, 2015 12:16 pm    111 comments

SYRIAN ARMY DEMOLISHES OBAMA’S RODENTS IN DAMASCUS

DAMASCUS:   ‘Irbeen:  Spectacular operation against a group of rodents called “Liwaa` Al-Islaam” east of Water Station No. 1.  The rodents were caught literally with their pants down: Fawzi Al-‘Aseeri (MONKEY MOLESTER FROM THE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES) Al-Haadi Al-Dirbaazi (LIBYAN COCKROACH MERD) ‘Azeez Al-Sayyid Faarooq Bahsali Jihaad Qudhmaani Nu’maan Al-Moussa Jaabir Al-Saalihaani Ghiyaath Al-Talli Sadreddeen…

March 31st, 2015 11:43 am    291 comments

SYRIAN ARMY JUGGERNAUT IN ZABADAANI; MORE CRUCIAL ELEVATIONS CONQUERED FROM RATS

DAMASCUS PROVINCE:   Tallat Dhuhoor Al-Baydar:  Another strategic elevation over Al-Zabadaani was liberated yesterday by the SAA.  This was once occupied by the Alqaeda/Nusra group of terrorists supported by units of Ahraar Al-Shaam.  Weapons and ammunition were left behind by the terrorist rats who fled toward their Zionist masters.  According to Monzer, early reports indicate…

February 14th, 2015 10:52 am    106 comments

DAMASCUS: SAA WIPES OUT FOREIGN TERRORISTS; ‘ALLOOSH TRIES NEGOTIATIONS THROUGH U.N. ENVOY; KOSOVAR ISIS TERRORIST LEADER KILLED

DAMASCUS:    Doumaa:  You know ‘Alloosh is finished by what he does.  He has been in contact with DeMistura’s aides for the last 3 days in an effort to restart negotiations with the government over his planned escape from the war he so assiduously conducted to resettle in Saudi Arabia with his father.  The U.N.…

February 9th, 2015 02:45 pm    194 comments

SYRIAN ARMY REACHES INTO DOUMAA AS RAT DEFENSES FALL APART

DAMASCUS: ‘Aliya Farms:  Right on the northern fringes of Doumaa, the quintessential lair for the uncharismatic loser, Zahraan ‘Alloosh, the Syrian Army is cutting through terrorist defenses like the proverbial knife through butter.  We can confirm that huge areas of the Al-‘Aliya Farms have been secured and the army is now in a position to…

February 6th, 2015 09:48 am    80 comments

‘ALLOOSH’S FIELD COMMANDERS DROP LIKE FLIES IN GHOUTAA

  DAMASCUS:  With the world lining up to restore relations with the Syrian government (Tunisia has announced that as a first priority of its new cabinet) and blood money being collected by now-penitent European terrorism supporters, it would seem as though the Syrian Army would want to sit back and gloat with that “I told…