September 17th, 2015 03:04 pm    102 comments

JAYSH AL-ISLAM REELING IN DAMASCUS AFTER STUNNING SYRIAN ARMY SUCCESSES!

Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=33.572937&lon=36.381998&z=14&m=b   DAMASCUS: Flush with new weapons and tactics,  the Syrian Army smashed ‘Alloosh’s squirming rodents yesterday in some of the most important clashes of the capital.  Not only do we have more weapons, better weapons that ever before, the Russian government has issued these critical game-changers carte blanche.  Vlad is obsessed with…

August 19th, 2015 10:41 am    164 comments

SYRIAN OBSERVATORY LIES AGAIN!; HRW AND AI CONFIRMED LIARS BY SYRIAN OPPOSITION; BRITISH TERRORISTS TORTURE SYRIAN CITIZENS IN TERRIFYING VIDEO; JUSTICE IS COMING TO CAMERON AND ERDOGHAN

  Has anybody been following the nonsense in the anti-Syrian media?  Just yesterday, the MI6 and British Foreign Office lackey, Rami Abdul-Rahman, (f/k/a Usaama Sulaymaan), convicted felon and agent of Zionism, spread a story about a Syrian Army barrel bomb which was dropped on a marketplace in Doumaa where the notorious terrorist ‘Alloosh and his…

August 9th, 2015 10:19 am    97 comments

SYRIAN CITIZENS RISE UP AGAINST ‘ALLOOSH; TERRORISTS SPLITTING UP AS POPULAR ANGER RISES; 32 RATS KILLED BY SYRIAN AIR FORCE

‘Alloosh seen in this picture covering his head as citizens of the Eastern Ghoutaa hurl their shoes at him.  (Photo: Smosh.com) DAMASCUS:    Saqba Village:  Hundreds of incensed Syrian citizens emerged from their homes demanding the arrest or resignation of illustrious ape and traitor, Zahraan ‘Alloosh, the nominal head of the “Jaysh Al-Islam” (JI). ‘Alloosh…

August 5th, 2015 09:06 am    196 comments

ANNIHILATED IN DAMASCUS: SYRIAN ARMY GRINDS ‘ALLOOSH AND HIS GANG INTO THE MANURE PILE

  DAMASCUS:  ‘Alloosh is almost finished.  His claims to having 1000 rockets to fire at innocent Damascene civilians has proven to be a chimera.  His ranks are dwindling because of defections, surrenders and deaths.  His efforts to negotiate a way out of Douma’s toxic environment have proven to be out of touch with reality.  No.…

July 10th, 2015 11:13 am    20 comments

300 BLIND MICE; SEE HOW THEY RUN; SAA AND HZB CUT OFF THEIR TAILS WITH A CARVING KNIFE

  DAMASCUS:  Have you ever seen such a beautiful sight as three hundred blind mice?  That’s what’s left of the pockets of rodents inside Al-Zabadaani.  And, they are all foreigners determined to die in order to achieve their life-long dream of a Paradise where they are promised 72 Virginians by their own favorite deity, Mephistopheles…

July 6th, 2015 01:14 pm    122 comments

AL-ZABADAANI: 177 NUSRA RODENTS KILLED IN CLEAN-UP OPERATIONS; GHOUTAA RATS ANNIHILATED, 17 BURIED ALIVE IN TUNNEL; DER’AH’S RODENTS FOLLOW THE PIED PIPER OF HAMELIN

DAMASCUS:  I told you the town of Al-Zabadaani is now fully in the hands of the SAA and the Lebanese Resistance.  I meant that. And, it’s true.  Last night a report arrived to our source which provided that 177 rodents belonging mostly to Al-Nusra/Alqaeda have been confirmed killed in the last 24 hours alone.  The…

July 5th, 2015 10:34 am    197 comments

ZABADAANI DONE! CLEAN UP! LOCAL OPPOSITION FIGHTS WITH SYRIAN ARMY; DAMASCUS RATS LIE IN PILES OF FERTILIZER

DAMASCUS:  AL-ZABADAANI: The Ministry of Defense will not allow any announcements until the entire town is cleaned out completely.  I have written about this before.  The MoD has warned news services not to declare any area rat-free until every rat is finished off.  SyrPer does not agree with the MoD’s very conservative standards.  What we…