October 14th, 2016 03:08 pm    283 comments

TERRORISTS OUT OF QUDSAAYAA, AL-HAAMMA AND AL-DAYR KHIBYA! FSA RODENT COMMANDER TORTURED TO DEATH BY FSA “REBEL” COMMANDER!

DAMASCUS: Qudsaayya and Al-Haamma have been cleansed of the terrorist presence after an agreement was reached between the American/Saudi-supported cannibals.  The agreement was completed after word was received from town notables indicating that the terrorists accepted the government’s terms:  “Either surrender and leave or the army will move in and annihilate you.”  That was the…

October 11th, 2016 11:06 am    231 comments

U.S. PROTECTS ISIS OIL THEFT; SYRIAN ARMY ANNIHILATES ISIS IN DAYR EL-ZOR AND JAYSH AL-ISLAM IN DAMASCUS; ADMIRAL KUZNETSOV CARRIER ARRIVES IN TARTOUS; NUSRA/ALQAEDA MASSACRED IN LATAKIA BY SAA!

The evidence is mounting that the United States is complicit in the rise of ISIS.  I have written before, at length, about how the United States, aided by the Zionist Apartheid Network, Saudi Arabia and Turkey, created the conditions necessary for trained former Saddamist officers to escape Iraq and settle in southeast Turkey where they…

October 6th, 2016 01:17 pm    257 comments

SYRIAN ARMY BLASTS ITS WAY TO VICTORY IN BUSTAAN AL-BAASHAA; SAA CRUSHES ALQAEDA ATTACK IN WEST GHOUTAA

ALEPPO:  As I wrote yesterday, the Bustaan Al-Baashaa campaign is about to end with the deaths of hundreds of rodent terrorists.  The number of foreigners among the vermin is staggering, according to Wael.  It is now clear that over 80% of the depraved lunatics who populate the ranks of the murdering rats are from Chechnya,…

October 3rd, 2016 08:41 am    404 comments

SYRIAN ARMY FREES ALL AL-SHUQAYF AND FACTORIES; ARMY PUMMELS JAYSH AL-ISLAM IN DOUMAA; TERRORIST COMMANDER AMBUSHED IN DER’AH AND KILLED LIKE A RABID DOG; WHITE HELMETS FIASCO!

DER’AH:  What a pleasure to report the death of a notorious, terrorist rodent leader like Mallooh Al-‘Ayyaash (a/k/a “Abu Sidra”).  He used to be an officer in the Syrian Army specializing in artillery, one of the army’s greatest capabilities.  But, because he was a bigot who despised minorities, he turned coat and hooked up with…

September 24th, 2016 01:09 pm    368 comments

HANDARAAT CAMP LIBERATED BY SAA AND PALESTINIANS FORCES ALLIED TO GOVERNMENT; 600 RODENTS SURRENDER AND BECOME HUMAN IN SUWAYDAA`; TERRORISTS’ DEFENSIVE LINES COLLAPSE IN ALEPPO CITY, IMPORTANT GAINS IN EAST GHOUTA, BY CANTHAMA

HANDARAAT CAMP:  As of today, Saturday, September 24, 2016, the Palestinian Refugee Camp at Handaraat has been liberated by a combined force of the Syrian Army and allies in Liwaa` Al-Quds, HZB and SSNP.  The Palestinian group, Liwaa` Al-Quds, spearheaded the assault across the Al-Shaaher intersection and the industrial zone to encircle scores of rodents,…

September 17th, 2016 11:41 am    355 comments

HUNDREDS OF FORMER TERRORISTS SEEK AMNESTY ALL OVER SYRIA DURING CEASEFIRE; NEW YORK TIMES–SENTINEL OF STUPIDITY;

Former NYT Pentagon correspondent, Helene Cooper, smiles the smile of an imbecile for the cameras.  She has never known how dumb she really is.   Ah, the prophetic words of nincompoops!   Reel back to Tuesday, September 20, 2011, and read the article by Helene Cooper (the dork in the picture) titled: “U.S. IS QUIETLY GETTING…

September 16th, 2016 09:15 am    262 comments

RATS LEAVE 55 CARCASSES IN FAILED ATTACK ON SYRIAN ARMY IN HAMA; SYRIAN ARMY SMASHES RODENTS IN DAMASCUS

HAMA:  As I have been saying, the terrorist groups have lost too many of their battle-hardened field commanders, leaving such leadership in the hands of fanatical imbeciles commanded by the simian Saudis.  And so we have the deplorable events of yesterday when a band of rodents belonging to Nusra/Alqaeda attempted to overtake SAA positions at…

September 11th, 2016 03:41 pm    312 comments

300 TERRORISTS SURRENDER TO SYRIAN ARMY IN MU’ADHDHAMIYYA; TERRORISTS ANNIHILATED IN HAMA

DAMASCUS:  These are not the 300 Spartans who fought off the Immortals commanded by Xerxes at the Battle of Thermopylae. (Pugnate magnis cum animis, Lacedaemonii hodie apud inferos fortasse cenabimus!)  They’ll be lucky just to dine.  No, they were disgruntled terrorist rodents in Mu’adhdhamiyya City who decided that their country had been destroyed enough and…